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It’s on my head isn’t it? Augggh! Please don’t make me run for president!
When I am president I will have you all killed for this.
If elected I promise to remain the same intellectually challenged
fuzzrain I’ve always been.
Still better than Trump’s.
Gonna wash that gray right out of my Trump…*
There will be a reckoning, Oh yes, there will be a reckoning.
Today’s guest victims cats courtesy of Kim and Jonny
Dis hand mine!
Simpler to have your own hands.
I can’t believe we have to share space with a monkey.
How about a woggie? Woggies are good, right.
I caaaaan’t hear you.
You think you can’t hear things…stupid monkey.
Wait, is it Friday Cat Blogging already? I almost slept through it.
I iz cat. Meow?
Wait, what was that now?
I don’t even want to know…
Why not, being cat is awesome. Meow!
Wait, WTF?
Hang on, I will kill it with my mind powers.
I haz a mind! I can help! Watch me…is that my tail? Tails are awesome!
You bastards went to the Caribbean without me again?
I hate it when they do that!
I will make you pay thumb-monkeys. I will.
I’m in. What are we doing? Barf in the bed? Itching powder?
I have this one pinned, now what?
I’m trying to tear this one’s arm off, but man they’re big suckers.*
*Guest cat courtesy of Levi/Lindow house.
About damn time you woke up thumb-monkey—I want breakfast!
Dude had a book out, chill. You know he’s not much of a morning monkey.
Book launch does not mean thumb-monkey gets a pass on his duties.
I think he should bring us breakfast in bed as penance.
Man, cats are sooo demanding. Look what he accomplished this week.
I am not a cat, I am a book rocket. Fly me!
My newest book, SCHOOL FOR SIDEKICKS, launches today. Both figuratively and literally…
ETA: The extended rocket launch below the other videos:
More silly launch videos are on the way as soon as we can get them edited, so watch this space. In the meantime, here are a couple of notable reviews for the novel: Kirkus. Publisher’s Weekly, and an excerpt.
If you order before the weekend, you can get a signed and customized copy from Uncle Hugo’s where I will be signing on Saturday, and, of course, the book may be purchased at all the usual venues: Amazon, Barnes And Noble, Indiebound, BAM, Powells…
Launch Events:
On August 4th at 7pm at the Har Mar Barnes and Noble in Roseville MN, I will be reading and signing.
On August 6th at 3pm EST (2pm CST) I will be doing a reddit Ask Me Anything
On August 8th at 1pm I will be signing books at Uncle Hugo’s in Minneapolis MN. You can order in advance and have me custom sign things and then they will ship them to you, if you’re so inclined.
Also my short story The Totally Secret Origin of Foxman: Excerpts from an EPIC Autobiography, is up at Tor.com where you can read it for FREE!
What dis?
The butler appears to have written a book… Say: out Aug 4th.
At least he knows something about sidekicking. Also, fairly comfortable.
Not very good at skritching ears though, 2 stars from kitty judge.
For more info on the new book and my launch events see the post below.
My short story The Totally Secret Origin of Foxman: Excerpts from an EPIC Autobiography, is up at Tor.com where you can read it for FREE!
This is the first public taste of my School for Sidekicks universe which launches at novel length on August 4th with School for Sidekicks. Here are a couple of reviews for the novel: Kirkus. Publisher’s Weekly.
In related news, I will be doing a number of launch events:
On August 4th at 7pm at the Har Mar Barnes and Noble in Roseville MN, I will be reading and signing.
On August 6th at 3pm EST (2pm CST) I will be doing a reddit Ask Me Anything
On August 8th at 1pm I will be signing books at Uncle Hugo’s in Minneapolis MN. You can order in advance and have me custom sign things and then they will ship them to you, if you’re so inclined.
I are totally a cat!
No, you are most certainly not.
Now am I cat?
You have got to be kidding.
Kitty!
I don’t even know what that is.
Nope. But this is a cat. I give it the smooch of approval!
Ewwww!
Okay, that’s it, I’m leaving!
I would leave, but the thumb-monkeys got me and I’m super happy.
Sucks to be you dude.
Y’all are sooooo strange. Ima hang out here in mah magic box.
Thumb-monkey, are you ded?
Wait, you kiss your monkeys? That’s soooo gross!
We do not speak of such things.
I kiss my foot. I tastes much better than monkey!
Ennui, I haz it about monkey kissing…and everything else.
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