Le Comte De Frou-Frou, Lord of Poodles.
Posit: The Doors were wrong.
Consequence: When you’re strange, people often remember your name.
Result: Strange sells.
Conclusion: My entire career.
Pitch line: The war on Xmas runs deep and silent in The Hunt for Red December: A war with no battles…no monuments…only casualties.
Staring Sean Connery as Santa Claus, Stellan Skarsgard as the Spirit of Secular Humanism who must hunt him down, and Alec Baldwin as an agent of the Central Retail Agency.