Monday Meows

Grawr! …said the dapper yet elegant leezard king.

Oooooh, that looks interesting.

The fuck? I thought I was the headline guest for this ep?!

Dammit, it’s that little monster cat again!

Talk to the toes, lil monster.

I am feeling anxiety about all the guest stars. Am I getting written out?

No, never*.

………..Perish the thought.

*Dibs on his dressing room.

Monday Meows

New interpretive dance piece dropping.

We were just leaving.

Critics, man…

2.5 from the Leezard judge.

Also, the original was better, if I do say so myself.

I prefer Shakespeare.

Monday Meows

I am the jelly filling in the doughnut of life.

That’s profound.

No, it absolutely is not. There was no thought involved.

Not even the sound of one brain cell flapping.

Monday Meows

Hep, I’z trapped innnna corner!

Good luck with that.

Sure, you laugh now, but he really can’t get out on his own.

I’z dreamin of royaling it up innnna parade! Elbow elbow, wrist wrist…

Monday Meows

Do you want to see the back half of a cat?

No, absolutely not.

Then you get front half with a blep!

I’m surrounded by idicats!

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Monday Meows

Look at me!

The fuck was that?!

Birb! Really big birb.

I’z hidin’ so it no eats me.

Chill, my dude, iz not that kind of birb.

Okay then, nap party over here!

Monday Meows

Hold it still so I can hit it!

Yeah, I’ll get right on that. Zzzzzzzz

But what if it’s a…squirrel?!

Don’ mess with skwirl, man, they rip you up.

Monday Meows

Toed you so!

The hell?

Back of cat says what?

Wut?

I’ll just be over here with the saner members of the household.

Monday Meows

Monkey, there is a BIRD in the eaves. DO SOMETHING!

Wait, are we complaining to management again? My pillow need fluffin.

Also, I’d like someone to turn up the sun again, it’s fading.

I just feel cold and alone. Fix pleaz?

Monday Meows

Backup on the 35!

I hate summer traffic!

………………………………Says the tailgater!

C. A. T. Not, C. A. R. Get a grip.

I grips head with ear! Iz good, yaz?

Y’all sort it out without me.