Monday Meows

Am having hard time choosing; left or right?

Why not both?

Devilcat.

From here in the blind we are observing the rare cattus goofus maximus.

Both was a bad idea.

I can’t believe he actually did it.

Monday Meows

They’re here!

Great, ask them to fetch me a sammich.

I don’t think they’re that kind of they…

Then, what good are they?

“Good” is not on their agenda!

Screw that, then. Wake me when they’re gone.

Monday Meows

I got legs, and I know how to use them…

You mean for walking, right?

Somehow, I don’t think that’s where he was going with that.

I got legs too. Now, if I can just get them untied…

That’s sooooo not okay.

Prude!

Monday Meows

So, I sez to the guy, I sez…

She’s talking to the gargoyle again, isn’t she?

Yep.

I iz still cat loaf!

Do you see what I have to put up with?

Maybe she’s talking to the little lizard…

…………………………………Huh, well that’s fine then.

Monday Meows

For me? You shouldn’t have!

They didn’t. You only came by it because of an unhappy chance!

It could have been mine.

It should have been mine.

I iz still a loaf!

We will have it my precious, oh yes, we will have it.