Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include the, WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello
Monday Meows
June 10, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
Monkey, make me a drink.
On it.
Wait, what’s with the fire?
EVIL! That’s what.
I like evil.
Me too.
It was a GOOD drink, Ima nap here on the remote.
Smell the paw…it smells like…freedom. ………Wut?
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Monday Meows
June 3, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
The quarterly meeting of the committee for feline domination
The call to order.
The after-party.
And the day after the after-party.
I want in on this committee.
Planning for next quarter’s meeting.
Monday Meows
May 27, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
Two marrow bones and two marrow bones and two marrow bones!
………the hell?
Cheap! For this pretty face, from day to day…
To the least stab-able of tricordered time!
I think he’s doing Shakespeare again…MacBeth, maybe?
And all our yeasty days have flighted ghouls
Away too hasty breath—out, out, brief fondle!
Think of England, think of England, think of England…
Life’s but a stalking shadow, a pre-payer
That spills and wastes his sour bourbon wage
Look, you need to just STOP.
Be heard no more: it is a tail
flicked by an idiot, full of sound and furry!
…signifying nothing.
At least you got that last part right.
Monday Meows
May 20, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends, Uncategorized
Thumb-monkey, I’m bored, show me something amusing.
Did you say, amoosing?
No. No, she did not.
I iz confuzzled.
Nope. Not having any.
Hold me, I’m confused.
Back up. Those were dogs. 50 yard penalty for the thumb-monkey.
Declined.
…………………………………….You have the weirdest cats, man.
Monday Meows
May 13, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
Swear to Bast, it was like this when I got here!
I can’t watch…
I can’t look away…
Swear to Bast, it was like this when I got here!
I’m starting to doubt your thruthyness.
I don’t know, dude, I too swear that it was like this when I got here.
Monday Meows
May 6, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
Dis Box is defective!
My box is fine.
Yep, dis da good box.
All better!
Dis would be good place for a box.
Boxes are for losers.
All right, how about dis? Living on the edge. Well, over really…
I can iz comfortable without box…comfortablish.
Monday Meows
April 29, 2019 in Uncategorized
It was the best of cats, it was the worst of cats…A City of Two Tails.
An age of good views, an age of bad views.
I iz the season of light.
And I am darkness!
I think you cats may have lost the plot.
Now is the waiter of our disco tent!
Oh Great Hairy Ghods, he’s going down the rabbit hole again.
Let me tell you about my book, little brother…
Not Dead, Just Taking A Breather
April 29, 2019 in Uncategorized
Hi Folks,
I apologize for the long hiatus in Monday Meows and other posts. It was a rough spring for a variety of reasons including some pretty nasty RSI in my arms and hands. As I am getting close to recovered both mentally and physically, I am hoping to be back soon.
Monday Meows WIll Return: Prob March
December 12, 2018 in Uncategorized
Hi folks, sorry I haven’t been posting Monday Meows for the last two months. I got swamped. I intend to start up again in February if not sooner (ETA we’ve had 40 inches of snow since Jan 28, so it’s going to have to wait a bit longer because I’m still shoveling). In the meantime, have some cute cats.
Monday Meows Cat Blogging
October 2, 2018 in Uncategorized
Two bees, or…not two bees, that is a good question.
I thought we were doing the balcony scene.
Oh stings and arrows, oh outrageous fortune!
Should we tell him?
It wouldn’t do any good.
True dat.
Two dice: two sheep. No more; and buy a sheep, to say, we…end?
Where did you find this guy?
He’s my brother, and I do love him, but…well, yeah, that.
The heart-ache and the thousand neutral socks that fish is heir to…
Can somebody make him stop?
To sheep: perchance two dreams: ay, there’s the rube!
Maybe, a gentle push…
I like puss. In boots?
I wanted to, but I just couldn’t do it.
What if he hit his head and it got worse?
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With thanks to Jonna and Steve for guest cat Mithril.
