Monday Meows

Hold still…there’s a bug on your face

And that’s how I learned to teleport.

Ooh, can you show me how to do that?


First you must learn how to planck…

Ooh, I saw what you did there, and it was quantifiably terrible.

Monday Meows

I am dark and mysterious! A born leading ma—er…cat.

Sure, lets go with that…

I’m more of waiting for Catdot, isn’t that right Estragon?

I’ll just be over here paying you all the attention you deserve.

Monday Meows

I think we may have a hellmouth here!

Ooh, I’ll be right there!

I’m not so sure about this…

Toast…I think I smell toast. Hell reeks of toast…

You’re literally sitting on a toaster…

Yeah…wake me if any demons show up, dudes.

Monday Meows

Looks like a good day for a lie in.

Can’t hear you, sleeping.

I don’t even have the energy to lift my head.


Monday Meows

*sings* I’m am defying gravity!

Yeah, well, I’m defying this giant pile of gloves.

Why are you defying gloves?

Somebody has to!

He actually has a point. A dumb point, but a point nonetheless.

Monday Meows

I touch your head!

What if I touch yours back, orangie-boi?

As long as you get the right…spot…YEAH THERE, RIGHT THERE!


Yeah, while I am about to give you another one…this time to the ears!

I’ll take “what is a non sequitur for 500, Alex.”

Monday Meows

How about we just take it easy this week?

My chance to seize power has arrived! BWA-HA-HA!

Yeah, seize away, know yourself out. They won’t even let you order pizza.

To be fair you, wanted pineapple and herring, and that is NOT okay.

You want power, little one, come and try to take it!

This is going to end well…

Monday Meows

Today’s cat blog brought to you by…

A whole different crew!

Hey, I didn’t sign up for this…

Just be glad you didn’t get cast opposite the velicoraptor!

The what now?

No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die!

Ooh, this is going to be AWESOME!

Monday Meows

We meet at last, Mister Wooster! And your precious Jeeves won’t save  you!

Yeah, now tell me something I don’t know.

Well, the square root of a negative number…

Funny because it’s true.


Monday Meows

Who knows what ebils lurk in the darkness of the fridge!?

Oh, honey…

That’s the cat you’ve chosen to apprentice yourself to, orange boi!

Whatevs, I’m just learning his photogenic ways for my own…purposes.


I am too cute and too smart to hang out with these losers…yet here I am.