Monday Meows

My gallop ends in wall. Fuzzy, comfy…zzzzzzzz

That boy is a ten gallon hat on a three gallon mind.

Wait, are we doing a cowboy theme? I forgot my saddle.

I’ll just be over here doing a facepaw.

Monday Meows

I’m sooooooooo bored.

Sounds like a job for random leezard!

…the hell?

________________________Yeah, so much that.

Everybody love leezard! Especially teeny leezard.

No, really, they don’t.

But, and I want to emphasize this: RANDOM LEEZARD!

That’s just no okay.

Quick form circle of defense!

Monday Meows

What are the birds doing with that rocket launcher?

Oooh, I can’t watch.

Do not want rockets.

Do you ever get the feeling you missed a meeting?

___________________________________Every damn day.

Into the bunker!

Monday Meows

Do these headphones make me look sophisticated?

What the dog is that?!
Bad judgement is what that is.
I like bad judgement, it  tastes like my face.
 
Sometimes I wonder about my siblings.
 

Monday Meows

Have you ever considered the benefits of litter insurance?

OFFS!

Did he just say _litter_ insurance?

That is soooooo not okay.

Tell me more about this litter insurance…I would like to subscribe to your podcast.

Monday Meows

I seem to have been shelved in the video game section.

I have been shelved under blanket, and I’m okay with that.

I can be monkey and reshelve you as soon as I learn how to operate pants.

Say what now?