Kelly McCullough

Is it still above me?

The TV? Yep. Still there. Or did you mean the designer chicken?

He means the gaudy bird. Obviously. <Sigh.>

I never understand what’s going on around here.

Thinking of starting a new career. Bowl, maybe?

Sometimes I hate to admit he’s my brother.

Yeah, everything was better BT. (That’s Before Tuxedos.)

Wait, that timeframe includes me. How could you?

It was my genuine pleasure, Orangey Boi.

We have a serious backup on the bridge to nowhere.

Sooooo glad I took the tunnel.

Worst traffic EVAR! It made me fluffy.

It made me tired.

Have you ever thought about muffins? I mean, really thought about them…

So, there I was…

Ooh, dish!

Bleah. Cheap visual pun is cheap.

If you’re going to be that way about it…

So I told it about global warming.

Did I mention, “bleah?”

“Depress button! I get it it!” *hysterical laughter*

Four catkerters in search of an author…s lap.

We are not amused.

Do better, dude.

Subpar, sir, subpar.

3.2 from the ginger judge.

I get by with a little help from my friends.

I get high with a little help from my friends.

Mmm, gonna try with a little help from…

Y’all do you, but I’ll be here alone and unworried.

Me too.

Of course this is comfortable, why do you even ask?

Because it’s flattening the side of your head.

I laugh at your concerns!

Okay, that’s just creepy.

Dude, that’s not even one of her three scariest expressions.

 

When shall we three meet again?

In thunder?

Lightning…?

Or in rain?

You’re shitting me, right?

How about on the chaise? Is that good for everyone?  Golden!

Not tasting…nosing with a side of teefs.

You realize that two things that are equal to the same thing are the same, right?

Did anyone else see that thing that went over my head?

Not a metaphor, folks, just Jeeves.

Yeah, he’s more of a metatwo.

Hark!

Is that?

Herald Angels singing?

Nope, it’s Reginald Angles, no relation.

Really? Really? That’s the punchline you’re going with?