Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include the, WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly. He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello

Monday Meows

December 2, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I have a BOX!!!!

Duuuuuuuuude…

I would like a box…

I would like my dignity back

Too bad.

………………………………………………………So sad.

I’ll get you for publishing that shot.

Wow, separated at birth.

2.5 from the Russian judge, insufficient sarcasm.

I found something way better than a box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday Meows

November 28, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging

I’m beginning to think I might have a drinking problem…

What was your first clue?

The water running into my ears.

That’s the first sign.*

What’s the second sign?

I know! It’s deer crossing.

Not: No passing zone?*

Whatevs. It’s nap time for me.*

*Bonus kitties courtesy of Tabby’s Catfe.

 

 

 

Monday Meows

November 19, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Your soul belongs to me!

Hey gurl…

You have got to be kidding.

I think he’s kind of cute.

 

Monday…ish Meows

November 13, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Hey, I don’t think I’ve read that one…

Or dis one!

Dude, there aren’t any books up there.

Are you sure? Maybe out here? Also, what are a books?

I think I need a drink…

Fair, but I’m getting a bit old, so I’ll just be over here pretending to sleep.

 

 

 

Monday Meows

November 4, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

So, I’m going for a Nick Fury thing only with snot instead of a patch.

That is sooooo gross.

It is kind of disturbing, yeah. Why?

Hey, Gurl…

No. Just. No.

Wanna see my laser eyes?

Eeeeew!

I would rather eat this foot.

Me too, in fact…

Now, that works. Save me a toe!

 

 

Monday Meows (Belatedly)

October 30, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Look, I iz a fuds!

I like fuds.

Did somebody says “fuds”?

You know, it’s possible I didn’t think that…mmm, yogurt.

Oh, my brother, I do worry about you.

Monday Meows

October 22, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Vegetables, why did it have to be vegetables?*

Dude, that’s just gross.

I am judging your kitchen choices.

We hides from the veggie face. It burns us.

Screw vegetables, tonight I dine on tail!

I think you’re going to regret your life choices…

*Thanks Kim for guest kitty Diphthong O’Malley

Monday Meows

October 14, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

What do “highly caffeinated” mean?

Oh ghods.

Hold me.

This again? I shall be in fortress.

Who needs a fortress when you’ve got monkey knees.

You haz fuds. I like fuds!

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing…

He’ll live. He might not enjoy it, but he’ll live.

 

 

 

 

 

Monday Meows

September 30, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

How do I know I don’t like olives if you won’t let me try them?

Because you’re a cat. And it’s beneath your dignity. Obviously.

Don’t be so sure of that.

Hey, I’m the picture of dignity!

What are a cat?

You are all an embarrassment!

Whatever, lady, I’ve got gaps to leap, people to see. Cars to steal.

Cars to steal?

Yes, let me show you it.

Dis one.

OOOH, WANT!

Monday Meows

September 23, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Having defeated an entire pack of swimsuits, I sleep at peace.

Swimsuits, huh? You’re not tough till you’ve handled children’s toys.

There is something seriously wrong with both of you.

Conference clothes are the only true prey for a feline murder beast.

Hah! I kill entire posts with my mighty floofs!

There is really something wrong with them.

You may have a point, my brother.

Because the foofy orange caterpillar of death is the perfect prey!

I’m honestly sorry I started this whole thing. I retreat to my castle.