Kelly McCullough

I hate everyone. Leave me alone.

Works for me, lady.

Y’all do your thing. Ima just chill here.

I am your god king!

Or was that a non-sequiter?

Just watching you sleep. No reason. None at all. Trust me.

Kinda don’t.

You can watch me sleep anytime, gurl.

Okay, now I’m creeped out.

My plan is working.

Hey, if we’re tasting you…

You do know she’s going to kill you now, right?

Uh, do you think so?

Been nice knowing you.

The chair would now entertain a motion to approve the minutes.

So moved.

Second.

Point of order. Dogs are not voting members of the committee.

Fine. Second.

Point of order. Neither are kittens.

The chair would now entertain a motion to nominate a new chair.

…Please.

Hey, has anyone ever told you that your chair smells funny?

You are the weirdest cat I’ve ever met.

I resemble that statement.

Not even close, honey.

I winz!

Virtual sleep diving contest!

Watch this triple zzz flip!

Reverzzzz sommersault

Cannonball!

Belly flop of profound boredom.

You are the wind beneath my tail!

Uh, wut?

I blep in your general direction, madam.

I thought it was kind of sweet. A whole may the road hit you in the face vibe.

There has got to be a way out of here…

Read me a story, monkey.

Yeah. I like stories.

You’re riding that monkey all wrong.

Ha!

Can we get back to the story thing? That sounds wonderful.

I iz exploratious!

That’s not a word.

Sure it is. I explorating this plant.

I think you mean “exploiting.”

I think you should see my impression of a prancing pony!

The hell, man? The hell?

It’s soooo beautiful…

I like plants.

Dude.

Hey man, don’t be a hater. That’s my job.

Funny because it’s true.