My gallop ends in wall. Fuzzy, comfy…zzzzzzzz
That boy is a ten gallon hat on a three gallon mind.
Wait, are we doing a cowboy theme? I forgot my saddle.
I’ll just be over here doing a facepaw.
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My gallop ends in wall. Fuzzy, comfy…zzzzzzzz
That boy is a ten gallon hat on a three gallon mind.
Wait, are we doing a cowboy theme? I forgot my saddle.
I’ll just be over here doing a facepaw.
I’m sooooooooo bored.
Sounds like a job for random leezard!
…the hell?
________________________Yeah, so much that.
Everybody love leezard! Especially teeny leezard.
No, really, they don’t.
But, and I want to emphasize this: RANDOM LEEZARD!
That’s just no okay.
Quick form circle of defense!
*sings* My umbrella has a first name…
Where’s the mute button?
I don’t think he has one.
Don’t be hatin’ on my muzics.
It’s not the song so much…
What are the birds doing with that rocket launcher?
Oooh, I can’t watch.
Do not want rockets.
Do you ever get the feeling you missed a meeting?
___________________________________Every damn day.
Into the bunker!
I string, you string, we all string for icetring!
That is NOT how that goes.
I box, you box…
Still no.
Monkeys always use deez, am baiting skritch trap.
You get skritches, I get deir ankles!
This will not end well.
True, but don’t you want to watch the train wreck?
Well, yeah…
Hep! Is being eated by bed!
Can’t hep, eated by box.
Can veryfy, hez eated by box.
Yeah, I’ll get right on that rescue attempt.
Dat’s funny ’cause it’s a lie.
Do these headphones make me look sophisticated?
Have you ever considered the benefits of litter insurance?
OFFS!
Did he just say _litter_ insurance?
That is soooooo not okay.
Tell me more about this litter insurance…I would like to subscribe to your podcast.
I seem to have been shelved in the video game section.
I have been shelved under blanket, and I’m okay with that.
I can be monkey and reshelve you as soon as I learn how to operate pants.
Say what now?