Have you ever considered the benefits of a good life insurance policy?
ARRRRRRRRRR!
Not relevant. Also, chill!
Like diss?
Oooh, yeah, exactly like that.
Art imitating life imitating art imitating…. Screw it, pour one for me.
Monday Meows
I control the tunnel, all will love me and despair!
Dude, drama much?
Tunnel shmunnel, ruling the stair is real power.
Sure, let’s go with that. Wake me when it makes a difference.
DIE FEATHERY NEMESIS! DIE!
Monday Meows
If you stop skritching, I will kill you. Also, if you don’t.
Oooh, catch 22 FTW!
I like skritches and wouldn’t kill anyone.
Samesies. Not, that anyone ever skritches me.
Dramatic Purple Performance Piece! What? Did I miss something?
Monday Meows
I get by with a little help from my friends.
I get high with a little help from my friends.
I’m gonna try with…what’s the next line?
He is very trying, you have to give him that.
I have no friends only adversaries and adoring subjects.
Monday Meows
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just isn’t the same
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn’t belong
Can you guess which one before we finish this song?
Monday Meows
Please to be joining my peer network.
Hokay, peering.
I am the slightly alarmed peer.
Hey, alarmed is my gig!
I never really liked peers. I’m more of an apples guy.
Monday Meows
All right, Sprawl Off in 3.2.1…
What am sprawls?
I don’t always, sprawl, but when I do, I like to be an island.
Dat sounds like a lot of work, but…sure, I guess?
I am the QUEEN of sprawl! OWNED!
Monday Meows
Two Rings For The Cats In Their Servant’s Laps
Did you just add a verse to Tolkien’s Ring Cycle?
Yep, she did.
I like rings. Especially nip donuts!
I used to have four paws, but there was this thing with the silmarils…
Monday Meows
Da fuck?
I was born for this moment. Come at me, poultry demons!
Cluck, cluck, cluck, *******Fucker!
I’ll be under the blankets, thankyouverymuch.
Same but breathable. Some of us need oxygen for our brains.
Are you calling me stupid?!
The fact that you have to ask…
Send the chickens to me. I need blood and souls for Bast.
Monday Meows Xmas at Tax Time Edition
We…wish…you…a…stop. We wish you would stop.
No, this is cool. Really.
OMG! Is Santa really Captain America?
No. Just. No.
I wish you a merry…
Ha! Die stupid hat! Die!
I have you now, and your ruby slippers too!
The precious is mine!
I hate each and every one of you.
And, no I am not participating willingly. Please call my assassin. I have a job…
