Hey, is that the Flintstone mobile on the bottom of a lake?
Why, yes it is.
What the hell?
I know, thumb-monkeys, man.
Was that a birdie…a delicious, delicious birdie?
Tastes like air pudding.
Now, dat’s funny!
Not that funny.
Friday Cat Blogging
I iz thumb-monkey! See fancy hat.
Dude! That’s creepy as snot.
Only if you have something against giant eyeballs in top hats.
Which would be a thing all sane people agree on!
Friday Cat Blogging
I haz an existential dilemma—whether tis nobler in the mind—
Yawn! Yer, killing me here. Make sense. Or, at least, be interesting.
Did somebody say “existential dilemma”? because that totally…
Sorry, got distracted by my ribcage. You were…nevermind. Don’t care.
My existential dilemma is no thumbs and the door’s shut.
Friday Cat Blogging
I am extremely dubious about today.
Me too.
Yeah, today’s iffy.
We can all hide in here.
Dubious too, but sun…
Friday Cat Blogging Thanksgiving Edition
I’m ready for my turkey!
I too am ready for turkey. GIVE ME TURKEY
I AM NOT A TURKEY
Not funny thumb-monkey. I want a REAL turkey.
Don’t make me hurt you. Just hand over the bird.
TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY
Who needs turkey when you’ve got slippers and straight tryptophan.
Still prefer my tryptophan in turkey format. Food coma in 3.2.zzzzzzzzz
Hey, thumb-monkey, I told you not to publish that pic. Have a different bird!
Friday Cat Blogging
I climbed Mount Monkey!
Dude, that’s an awful lot of work…
I climbed Mount Cat Bed…
That is NOT an achievement.
The base of Mount Monkey smells kinda funky…
What kind of moron smells a monkey?
I prefer to use my glasses to perceive them from afar!
Speaking of monkeys, do you have a good ape insurance policy?
Back off man, I’m woodpecker!
Advice for Young Writers
Forget write what you know, write what you love. Find the things that make you WANT to write and cling to them like a life line. You will never succeed writing things that you hate. You may not succeed writing what you love either, but you will have spent time on a thing that matters to you and that’s always worthwhile.
Friday Cat Blogging
Detente through sleep.
Sounds good, wake me up in a few years.
Me too.
I’m going for better living through belly rubs, myself.
I’m just going to crawl back into the egg.
And yes, I know cats don’t hatch. It’s a metaphor, dude.
Wisconsin Nov 6th…
Friday Cat Blogging
Is it still electioning out there?
It has never not been electioning and it will never not be electioning.
So, this is hell…
And there are giant death birds here…
As there must be.
Dis how I feel about electioning.
You are not alone.
Soooooo very not alone.
