Friday Cat Blogging (but only just)

I am so going to get you for this, thumb-monkey…

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I am so going to get you for this, thumb-monkey…

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I am so going to get you for this, thumb-monkey…

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I am so going to get you for this, thumb-monkey…

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Friday Cat Blogging

Someday I will hatch into a beautiful cat-dragon.

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Cat-dragon? Seriously?

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I was a cat-dragon once, but it was too much work to stay with it.

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Do cat-dragons taste as delicious as me?

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I dreams the dreams of dragons!

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Friday Cat Blogging

From Hell’s heart I stab at thee!*

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Dude, little overdramatic that.

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Drama tastes delicious!

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Okay, maybe “stab at thee ” was a bit over the top for the catsitters.

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Is that food you have? I like food.

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Who cares about food, all is woe and weeping.

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Speaking of overdramatic…

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Trust the dog to bring disrepute on the castle. Sigh.

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Y’all disrepute all you want to, I’ll be over here napping.

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Ditto.

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*With thanks to Matt Kuchta, Mandy Little, and Neil Gaiman for lending me their pets.

Friday Cat Blogging

Hello, thumb-monkey, why are you not under my butt?
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This is an important question.

If a thumb-monkey isn’t being sat upon does it really exist?

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Mind officially blown.

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Yeah, not a big surprise there, brain cat.

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Wait, the thumb-monkey was gone? No wonder I’z cold.

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Friday Cat Blogging

What the hell was that noise?

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I howl for shame in the cone!*

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Dude, chill, it’s not like dogs have any dignity to start with.

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Cats. Cats have dignity. We are deep and arty.

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And mighty tasty too!

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You are ruining the dream, man. Totally ruining the dream.

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*Not actually a howl, a yawn.

Lola isn’t happy about the cone, but she’ll be fine in a few days.

Friday Cat Blogging

A special behind the scenes look at the art of Friday Cat Blogging.

Shown here, our professional photographer and our cat fluffer.*

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Hey, I never got a fluffer!

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I don’t want a fluffer.

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I want those treats, but they’re too far away

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I want faarrr. That’s fire in Southern.

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*With apologies to my brother-in-law Sean Murphy, and Bill Henry

Friday Cat Blogging

The hands are coming to get meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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It’s so sad when a cat cracks like that…

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Makes me want to cry.

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Really, DIGNITY is everything for a cat.

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I thought naps were everything for a cat.

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Friday Cat Blogging

I not blurry, I stun camera lens with cutitude.

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I iz not blurry either. I iz abstract art.

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I iz even abstracter art!

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Oh yeah? Well I iz abstracterer art! An not blurry at all!

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Abstracterer iz not a word!

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I iz a performance piece on existential angst of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

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Friday Cat Blogging

I haz a sunbeam and you don’t!

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I haz a sunbeam too, even if it is kind of sad and wan.

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I haz no sunbeam, and I am sad.

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I haz no sunbeam, and I going all Godzilla about it. Rarr!

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I hate you all, each and every one.

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Friday Cat Blogging

Spring sun meanzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Dude, trying to spring sun here.

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Monkeys and cameras violating the sacred bond between cat and sun.

Again!

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I zzzzz therefor I izzzzzzzzzz

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