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Apparently this bed IS big enough for the both of us.
SHUT UP. We must never speak of this again!
Mmmmm, bed…
OMG!
Inorite? Totally disgusting.
Not listening. Showing off my cute little pink jelly bean toes instead.
Screw all that. Talk to me like the rain, and let me lie here and listen.
Dad, make her stay on her own side!
Please stop being so childish!
Wasn’t being childish. She was on MY side!
You wish!
Thpppthht, I say. Thpppthht!
This brief intermission brought to you by a turtle doing turtle things.
BEGONE! THIS MORTAL’S SOUL BELONG TO ME!
I love my monkey, he is super comfortable!
Where is your dignity?
Under this catnip maybe?
Or it might be in this big egg…
You are all soooooo embarrassing.
I haz digniteez! See!
With the usual thanks to Neil Gaiman for the loan of Mr Coconut and Miz Lola.
It’s on my head isn’t it? Augggh! Please don’t make me run for president!
When I am president I will have you all killed for this.
If elected I promise to remain the same intellectually challenged
fuzzrain I’ve always been.
Still better than Trump’s.
Gonna wash that gray right out of my Trump…*
There will be a reckoning, Oh yes, there will be a reckoning.
Today’s guest victims cats courtesy of Kim and Jonny
Dis hand mine!
Simpler to have your own hands.
I can’t believe we have to share space with a monkey.
How about a woggie? Woggies are good, right.
I caaaaan’t hear you.
You think you can’t hear things…stupid monkey.
Wait, is it Friday Cat Blogging already? I almost slept through it.
I iz cat. Meow?
Wait, what was that now?
I don’t even want to know…
Why not, being cat is awesome. Meow!
Wait, WTF?
Hang on, I will kill it with my mind powers.
I haz a mind! I can help! Watch me…is that my tail? Tails are awesome!
You bastards went to the Caribbean without me again?
I hate it when they do that!
I will make you pay thumb-monkeys. I will.
I’m in. What are we doing? Barf in the bed? Itching powder?
I have this one pinned, now what?
I’m trying to tear this one’s arm off, but man they’re big suckers.*
*Guest cat courtesy of Levi/Lindow house.
About damn time you woke up thumb-monkey—I want breakfast!
Dude had a book out, chill. You know he’s not much of a morning monkey.
Book launch does not mean thumb-monkey gets a pass on his duties.
I think he should bring us breakfast in bed as penance.
Man, cats are sooo demanding. Look what he accomplished this week.
I am not a cat, I am a book rocket. Fly me!
What dis?
The butler appears to have written a book… Say: out Aug 4th.
At least he knows something about sidekicking. Also, fairly comfortable.
Not very good at skritching ears though, 2 stars from kitty judge.
For more info on the new book and my launch events see the post below.
I are totally a cat!
No, you are most certainly not.
Now am I cat?
You have got to be kidding.
Kitty!
I don’t even know what that is.
Nope. But this is a cat. I give it the smooch of approval!
Ewwww!
Okay, that’s it, I’m leaving!
I would leave, but the thumb-monkeys got me and I’m super happy.
Sucks to be you dude.
Y’all are sooooo strange. Ima hang out here in mah magic box.
