Category: Pets and other friends

The hands are coming to get meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

It’s so sad when a cat cracks like that…

Makes me want to cry.

Really, DIGNITY is everything for a cat.

I thought naps were everything for a cat.

I not blurry, I stun camera lens with cutitude.

I iz not blurry either. I iz abstract art.

I iz even abstracter art!

Oh yeah? Well I iz abstracterer art! An not blurry at all!

Abstracterer iz not a word!

I iz a performance piece on existential angst of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

I haz a sunbeam and you don’t!

I haz a sunbeam too, even if it is kind of sad and wan.

I haz no sunbeam, and I am sad.

I haz no sunbeam, and I going all Godzilla about it. Rarr!

I hate you all, each and every one.

Spring sun meanzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Dude, trying to spring sun here.

Monkeys and cameras violating the sacred bond between cat and sun.

Again!

I zzzzz therefor I izzzzzzzzzz

I hereby claim this head in the name of the ME!

Thaaash a great idea! Pour me another to celebrate!

What on Earth would anyone want that head for? It’s lacking in fur…

But, world conquest…isn’t that what every kitty dreams of?

Mostly, I dream of a better smelling pillow…

Speaking of smells, you should come smell this!

Evil egg, I escape thee!

It’s hatching…OMG, it’s hatching!

Sorry, can’t hear you over the om-nom-noms.

Now, that’s disturbing.

Nope, that’s catfood Nirvana.

Om—mani—foodme—om…

Okay, maybe cats do come up with good ideas once in a while…

I hate sitting for formal portraits, but duties of state…

I iz more noble and more snide.

I prefer to go for lugubrious.

Aloof, cats are supposed to be aloof.

Here, watch me loof!