Oh, WHERE is my monkey? Oh, WHERE is my monkey?
Back there is your monkey!
Back there is your monkey!
Back there is MY monkey! Paws off!
How much will you give me for the monkey’s wallet?
Category: Friday Cat Blogging
Friday Cat Blogging
Right, dis week I duz captions!
Dis cat don’t live here & he’s a doof.
Dis is da “Princess” she’s a spoiled old prissy pants.
Dis one came here in the same box with me…also a doof.
I call dis one “butthead.”
This is one of my pet thumb monkey—the crazy one.
I want dis. It will bring me fissies!*
Dis is Ashbless, da smartest, prettiest, most wonderfullest cat in da whole world!
Belated thanks to Matt Kuchta for his kitty diving bell illustration.
Friday Cat Blogging
It is the east and Juliet, the sun…and she’s way too bright.
I am round like the sun, but not as bright…
I’m a dog.
What the hell…
That was my dog.
I like dogs…they are almost as delicious as my feet.
Friday Cat Blogging
Friday Cat Blogging Belatedly
Call me TOOTHLESS!
Where’s the mute button…
I think I found the mute…
I don’t even…
Soggy doggy has no mute button. Soggy doggy needs no mute button.
Hey, Thumb-Monkey, why you mucking around with cat blogging and not petting me?
Friday Cat Blogging
I uses standing desk for works too!
You know you’re a cat right? We don’t work.
But wooly bears do! Right?
Random wooly bear is confuzling. Also, possible sign of fall. Not good.
Quick, must get in extra sleeps on porch.
The McCullough cat are super weird.
But my nose is delicious, that’s something, right?
Friday Cat Blogging on Saturday
Not sure I should have drunk all that…
Why have you not burst?
Maybe he did…maybe that is Ghost of Giant War Cat!
Y’all run with that. I’ll be over here tasting my paw because it’s awesome!
If I had thumb I could open this thing up and write better captions…
Non sequitur cat says they went that way!
Friday Cat Blogging Bids farewell to Giant War Cat, Musimus Maximus Butthead Rex who has returned to his own thumb monkey the ever charming Scott Lynch.
Friday Cat Blogging
I put something on the shopping list…
I promise to only use it for good!*
Potential load of good is not amused.
You could trust me with it…
You? Ha-ha-hoo-hee-hee-hee, right.
I too am skeptical.
Great, now I have to sleep with one eye open until the end of time.
Not gonna sweat it. “I will only use it for good” generates an auto veto from Laura.
Art courtesy of Matt Kuchta. Guest kitties courtesy of Neil Gaiman and Scott Lynch.
Friday Cat Blogging
I lurk here and catch you!
Me too!
Well, I am a butterfly, wild and free!
You have learned well, my padawan!
I don’t think so.
Neither do I.
I can fluffball too.
Fluffball? Give me the BRUSH!
And, when you’re done…
Y’all be entertaining, Ima hang out over here in the sun.
Friday Cat Blogging
Five cats, three chairs, one porch, zero fighting. WIKTORY!
You smell like five cats…gross!
But one of us is SUUUUUUUPER SEXY!
Get off my damn lawn…porch…whatever.
Did someone say get off on the lawn?
I can’t believe he went there…said the Pillars of the Catgonath
I believe it. He has a low and vulgar sense of humor.
Was that a tiny black harp seal?
No. It was a walrus in feline form. Let me explain it in interpretive dance…
What the hell is wrong with you!
Guest appearance thanks to Scott Lynch, Neil Gaiman, and the concrete cat my mother got me.