She’s listing hard to starboard! Cutest. Tail. ever! You’re putting me on the internet again, aren’t you. Sigh. It crunches, yes it does, it crunches most wonderfully! Radiator Party! I view your proposal with suspicion. I view you with suspicion. Today, I drink from the other sink. Today is a good day. Dude, I own […]
I despair, therefor I is. I kill you with rays from my mind. This camera taste great. Jus chillin’ I am disappointed in the quality of these treats. Mmm, excellent vintage.
Tail! Yesh, mashter, whatever you command, just rub my belly first. There’s something wrong with my gravity and I resent it. Toldja I’d fit. Now shut up and help me out. Notice how the tile and grout compliment my fur. I fluff at you, sir. I fluff most mightily.
Are you my mommy? Donwanna go to dentist. Does anybody know where the hell this leg came from? BE the muffin-top. I haz a picturesque. I haz an awake. Do not want.
I haz a cute. I haz a sunbeam! Hey girl… Me aaand my (slightly disturbing) shaaadoow… She’s right behind me, isn’t she? We are not cats. We are Devo! Doggo. Whatever.
I’ve got my eye on you, mister. Dude, turn the damn sun down! Don’t. Even. Think. About. It. You’re mine. I own you. Hold the glass still, you fool. That’s so gross. Can I go next?
Bring me foodz and I will cute for you. Who needs treats when there’s STRING! Who needs treats when there’s ZZZZZzzzzz… Who needs treats when I can be in your drawers grabin your clothes? Cat vest crumpled up on the lap before being worn. What is that thing that’s about you eat you? I’m too […]
Hey there, good looking! Go ‘way! Yeah, tha’s the spot, oooh! Wrong end! Or, leaf shadows on cat butt. You put a close up of my butt on the internet! I keel you. Raindrops keep falling on my head… You, sir, look like you might have some delicious treats about you…