Friday Cat Blogging

Sir, do you fleer and scorn at my solemnity

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I do, sir, I do fleer and scorn.

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I ignore you all in favor of the one true god…FOOD!

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I blur and scurry at your fuds, because I have them not.

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Who the hell are all these extra cats?

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I dunno, man, Ima hide in the basement till they’re gone.

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They look better from this angle.

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Is that MY tail?

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*with thanks to Matt, Mandy, and the house of Gaiman for the spare cats.

Retro Friday Cat Blogging

What deer in headlights?

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Come closer, come closer little rabbit.

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One of these days I’ma blast you with my laser eyes.

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Yeah, laugh it up, you’ll pay later.

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(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog March 19 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Retro Friday Cat Blogging

Intrepid explorer cat explores intrepidly

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Fat cat slowly and grumpily becoming less fat

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I know where you sleep monkey-boy!

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I spy with my laser eye…

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(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog March 12 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Retro Friday Cat Blogging

3 cats in a 1 cat space…this is not going to end well.

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Otter cat has lost her shell cracking stone 🙁

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Piano cat does not want piano played.

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Or perhaps piano cat is just sun cat in a different beam.

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I controlz da TV wif my mind…I mean head.

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I just have very large bones!

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(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog March 5 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Retro Friday Cat Blogging

I’m not looking at you.

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Stitch bit me!

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Hold very still, there is a bug on your head. I will kill it now.

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Oh yeah.

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No, I’m really quite comfortable. Why do you ask?

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(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Feb 26 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Retro Friday Cat Blogging

Yes, sir. I do lick my chops at you, sir.

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If I were more enthused I would totally smack you.

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My middle name is reckless abandon.

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Das da spot, yesssss.

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(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Feb 19 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Friday Cat Blogging

I have an intriguing idea…

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Well, what do you think?*

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Srsly?

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I can’t even…

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Ruffs? It would be like voluntarily putting on the cone of shame.

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I don’t know…it looks kind of fancy

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*With thanks to Matt Kuchta for his ever bizarre cat translation art.

Retro Friday Cat Blogging

Why yes, I do have my own blanket, why do you ask?

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Radiator cats=happy cats.

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Did you want something? I’m happy here but, for you, anything!

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Yes, I do need a whole radiator to myself! I am that walrificent.

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(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Jan 29 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)