Friday Cat Blogging

It’s almost Halloween. Time for my famous zombie impression!

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No zombiezzzzz, make them go way with crossed paws!

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That’s vampires you nincompoop!

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There’s a difference?

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It is a head scratcher.

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So which ones come in pods?

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None of them! That’s birds! And they’re called eggs!

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Oh, good, I can sleep easy then. Birds are delicious.

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What?!?

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Do you see what I see?

Yeah, holy shit.

Why didn’t anybody tell me birds came in size hammer drill?

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