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Dis hand mine!
Simpler to have your own hands.
I can’t believe we have to share space with a monkey.
How about a woggie? Woggies are good, right.
I caaaaan’t hear you.
You think you can’t hear things…stupid monkey.
Wait, is it Friday Cat Blogging already? I almost slept through it.
I iz cat. Meow?
Wait, what was that now?
I don’t even want to know…
Why not, being cat is awesome. Meow!
Wait, WTF?
Hang on, I will kill it with my mind powers.
I haz a mind! I can help! Watch me…is that my tail? Tails are awesome!
You bastards went to the Caribbean without me again?
I hate it when they do that!
I will make you pay thumb-monkeys. I will.
I’m in. What are we doing? Barf in the bed? Itching powder?
I have this one pinned, now what?
I’m trying to tear this one’s arm off, but man they’re big suckers.*
*Guest cat courtesy of Levi/Lindow house.
About damn time you woke up thumb-monkey—I want breakfast!
Dude had a book out, chill. You know he’s not much of a morning monkey.
Book launch does not mean thumb-monkey gets a pass on his duties.
I think he should bring us breakfast in bed as penance.
Man, cats are sooo demanding. Look what he accomplished this week.
I am not a cat, I am a book rocket. Fly me!
What dis?
The butler appears to have written a book… Say: out Aug 4th.
At least he knows something about sidekicking. Also, fairly comfortable.
Not very good at skritching ears though, 2 stars from kitty judge.
For more info on the new book and my launch events see the post below.
I are totally a cat!
No, you are most certainly not.
Now am I cat?
You have got to be kidding.
Kitty!
I don’t even know what that is.
Nope. But this is a cat. I give it the smooch of approval!
Ewwww!
Okay, that’s it, I’m leaving!
I would leave, but the thumb-monkeys got me and I’m super happy.
Sucks to be you dude.
Y’all are sooooo strange. Ima hang out here in mah magic box.
Thumb-monkey, are you ded?
Wait, you kiss your monkeys? That’s soooo gross!
We do not speak of such things.
I kiss my foot. I tastes much better than monkey!
Ennui, I haz it about monkey kissing…and everything else.
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Kitty eyebrow raising tool still in need of refinement.
That’s not normal…
My client is guilty, guil—wait, I iz barrister for defense?—innocent!
What is it with cats?
I envy your big green box…
Wake me up when box gets to Detroit.
I can’t believe this is the material I have to work with.
Look, I iz cat. You can tell by the fact I’m not actually doing anything.
Your thesis sounds interesting, may I subscribe to your podcast?
I iz doing something! This afghan almost blew away before I sat on it.
Dis cushion too! Iz hard job holding down human size cushion.
What are you all on about now?
Brief interlude with a leaf.
I am too noble for this skit. I will simply expose my profile for admiration.
I holding hed high today over SCOTUS decisions!
I approves but iz too lazy to hold up hed, lucky dis cable here.
I raise my foot in support—hey iz old cat, dat’s a big step.
I would dance, but I ated ballooon.
How can you not be EXCITED? ???????
