Pssst… I’ll be reading and signing at the Har Mar Barnes and Noble in Roseville MN on Jan 25 at 6:30 PM
Friday Cat Blogging
Little teefs!
I can’t look, teefs make me nervous.
We must never speak of this again.
Or this. We must never speak of this again, either.
Why is Wooster always involved in we must never speak of this pics?
If I told you I’d have to kill you. So, don’t speak of this again.
Capiche?
Friday Cat Blogging
After a tough summoning, iz important for a familiar to nap.
Iz important for familiar to nap all times!
Did I hear someone say there’s a summoning?
Yep. Something, something, blah, blah, blah, ancient ebil.
You called?
Friday Cat Blogging
Iz dis a paw I see before me, its pointy bits toward my nose?
Yes, dude, it’s your foot.
Hold me.
You think that’s bad, I think I see a…TAIL!
Not a…TAIL!
What is wrong with you guys? Tails are totally chill.
Friday Cat Blogging
I am the ghost of xmas just past, like a couple days ago even…
Ooh, the scaritude. I am fearified. Like, totally.
It’s making me hungry.
I hides in here. No one sees me ’cause I invisible.
Iz it gone yet?
Iz okay, I killey it ded.
Whew, glad that’s over.
Friday(ish) Cat Blogging
What do you mean you’re going to Hawaii for xmas?
I will get you for this.
How can you leave this face?
You’re not taking me with you, are you? I hate planes.
Take me with you!
Friday Cat Blogging
I think the gray makes me look distinguished.
I think it makes you look like a doofus.
I think the monkey should never stop petting me.
I’m on the doofus train.
You might want to keep that on the down low.
Wait, I think I’ve just been insultipated!
You don’t say…
My name is Inigo Dooftoya, you…uh…prepare to die!
Friday Cat Blogging
I have a fish!
OMFSM, it’s a fish!
Please to be giving me fish.
I like fish.
Give me the fish!
That’s not a real fish.
Wut?
Mmmmfishiszzzzzzz…and robotzzzz
Speaking of robot, I think this R2 unit has a bad motivator.
I resent that.
Friday Cat Blogging
I’m bored. Bored. Bored. Bored…
Dude, trying to sleep here. So, shut it.
What he said, but with extreme prejudice.
The same, with extra flounce, because I am exceptionally flouncy.
Flouncy? Is that what you call it?
I was kind of wondering that myself.
Yeah, seems more like fluffy was the word she was looking for.
You got something against fluffy?
Can we get back to the part where I got to sleep?
Oh, good…night. Zzzzzzzzzz
With thanks to Matt, Mandy, and Neil for the spare cats.
Friday Cat Blogging…On Friday!
With this ceremonial sword I call our meeting to order.
Does anyone have anything to share on feline domination?
I like birbs.*
I am a birb.
More like a pterodactyl!
I could take it.
Look I are eating from feeder, like a real birb!
I think there may be something wrong with that birb.
Gosh, what was your first clue?
*birbs: https://twitter.com/Birbs4Birbs