All your stairs are belong to me!
Okay, dude, if that’s what makes you happy.
Do what you need to. I’m going with my window on the world.
And licking yourself in indelicate ways.
Hey now!
Author: Kelly McCullough
Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include Numismancer, Winter of Discontent, the WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly.
He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello
Monday Meows
He’s right below me, isn’t he?
……………………He’s right above me, isn’t he?
Yeah, this is going to end well.
But it’s riveting television. You’ve got to admit that.
Monday Meows
There I was, minding my own business, hiding in the tub…
When I saw an opportunity and…
Death from above!
…the fuck?!
Just get above it and watch the show. It’s the only way.
Monday Meows
We can nap if we want to…
We can leave you’re friends behind…
Because they don’t nap, and if they don’t nap, they’re no friends of…
No friends? Sadness. Maybe I’d better learn to nap…
Monday Meows
Official vote count: Do I murder it?
How is this even a question?
……………………………..Inorite?
Murder is ALWAYS the answer. It is the way.
Yeah, I guess I’m for murder too, but it sounds like a LOT of work…
Monday Meows
What in Bast’s nine hells is that!
That is sooooooooooo not okay.
Death from above. It’s the only way.
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to getting rid of THAT!
Can we just get back to fear?
I’m okay if skip straight to death from above…
Dudes, chill. It’s just a robot cat killing machine…zzzzzzzz
Monday Meows
Ahh, the cat, noble in the mind and stance…
Likes dis?
Yeah, that’s exactly what she meant. Go with that!
I haz nobbly obleeges!
That cat has HORNS! I want me some of those…
Monday Meows
Shall we do one more of these to use the last of the uploads?
Sure we can call it the Collage of Arts and Leftovers.
Did somebody say collage?
I never got my degree, how about you guys?
I always feel boxed in by these lefteovers posts
Or is that too much of a blanket statement?
And now I’m really cutting a rug.
STAHP!
Monday Meows
Come closer, come closer, little rabbit…
There are no rabbits here, and if I have to come over there, you are getting SMACKED!
That works for me. Smack him!
I would like to say that violence is never the solution. I really would.
Every time I visit this place it gets a little stranger.
Monday Meows
I think I may have misplaced my back legs.
You do you, man. What’s everybody else up to?
Trying to start a blog on this notebook thingie. But my thinks aren’t printing right…
First, that’s not a notebook, it’s a clipboard. Second…nevermind.
That’s his middle name. Neveramind. Heh, I slay myself.
Somebody should.
