How Fast I Write

Someone asked how fast I write compared to other writers. Since I thought that might be something of interest to some of you. Here’s my response:
 
An average working science fiction novelist can reliably produce something in the neighborhood of one book a year at around 100,000 words. Some, including some of the best, are slower—1 book every 2-5 years.
 
I can reliably write around 200,000 publishable words a year in fiction and another 50,000 of nonfiction. I’ve written 100,000 in 88 days for deadline, but that’s really pushing what I can manage. I’m considered a very fast writer by most of my peers, but there are a small number of people in the industry who are considerably faster.
 
I know writers who can produce 1,000,000 publishable words in a year.
 
Gaming and tie-in writers tend to be on the faster end of things, and, while it’s a slightly different skill set, I respect their work enormously. I can’t do some of the things they do at anything like the speed. I know because I’ve tried writing in other people’s worlds and I find it very hard.
 
For me that’s produced something like 5,000,000 words in the 25 years I’ve been writing. From there, a guesstimate puts me at something between 15,000 and 25,000 hours of hands on keyboard writing time, which has been something between 35% and 65% of the job depending on where I’ve been at in my career.

Friday Cat Blogging

Monkey, I’m not in the sun. Move me.

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Srsly? That’s lazy even by cat standards.

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Hey, learning to levitate is suuuper tiring. Back off!

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I can “levitate” too. See.

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What is wrong with you cats? You’re embarrassing the species.

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Oh, the drama! Oh woe! Oh wurra!

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I’m rolling my eyes. Can you see me rolling my eyes?

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I can.

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Who the hell are you?

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Just a squirrel on a porch swing, hangin’

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I know what to with squirrels. Get in my mouf.

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That’s it. I’m out of here.

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Friday Cat Blogging

Four cats can get along in a small space if one of them is concrete.

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Did you just call me stoned?

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I hate you so much.

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I hate squirrels.

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I’m a squirrel. Don’t hate me because I’m adorable and you’re a cat.

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I summon the dark forces of feline angst to smite thee, red one.

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Friday Cat Blogging

Want to see a joke? It’s really funny. Watch!

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I gave her the tuna kit. Hee!

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That’s cruel.

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And NOT funny.

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Knocked me ded.

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I thought it was funny.

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You are WRONG! Not getting tuna is NEVER funny.

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Forget the jokes, how do I get da fissies?

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Guest cats by M&M and N.

 

Friday Cat Blogging

You’re not my real monkey and I don’t have to do a thing you say.

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True, but it might have food!

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Food is good.

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Food is insufficient reason to acquiesce to monkey hegemony.

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I don’t know monkey hegemony is working okay for me so far…

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Monkey hegemony is boring. Really really really boring.

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But it comes with BELLY RUBS! So, is all okay, yes?

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With thanks to the usual suspects for letting me put words in the mouths of their cats. See also: Matt, Mandy, Neil.

Belated Friday Cat Blogging

Plotting to get someone else to take over the world for me.

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That seems like a lot of steps…

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You don’t expect me to do any of the actual work myself, do you?

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Good point, world conquest is a lot of work.

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And work makes me all zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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That’s why the towelphants will win in the end!

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Friday Cat Blogging

We have their king, soon we will rule the world of cats!

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I think you may be confusing cats with underpants gnomes…

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There’s a difference?

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You’re not serious, right?

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Nope, I’m a hummingbird!

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You know what will clear that right up?

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This!

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Now, THAT’S cat humor!

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INORITE!?!

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Friday Cat Blogging

Box therapy.

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So, tell me how that makes you feel.

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Like a fox.

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All fluffy and eeeeeeebil!

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It makes me feel like a bridge over troubled monkeys.

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Let me tell you about my parents…

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Friday Cat Blogging

Ahhhhhhh, I’m about to be eaten by a monkey!

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You must chill.

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Like a snow machine.

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Totally!

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Easy for you to say, you’re a mushroom.

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Talking mushrooms…I’m out.

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Friends, Monkey, Country Cats, lend me your oranges!

You’re deeelicious oranges.

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This has been a random squirrel interlude, do not adjust your sets.

Friday Cat Blogging

OMFSM, did you see that?!?

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What?

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The mark of the cookie zombie!

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Dude, that’s just a butterfly…

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That’s what you say now, but when the moon is full and the mild cold…

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Bam!

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Worst ghost story ever.

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