Friday Cat Blogging
Monkey, I’m not in the sun. Move me.
Srsly? That’s lazy even by cat standards.
Hey, learning to levitate is suuuper tiring. Back off!
I can “levitate” too. See.
What is wrong with you cats? You’re embarrassing the species.
Oh, the drama! Oh woe! Oh wurra!
I’m rolling my eyes. Can you see me rolling my eyes?
I can.
Who the hell are you?
Just a squirrel on a porch swing, hangin’
I know what to with squirrels. Get in my mouf.
That’s it. I’m out of here.
Friday Cat Blogging
Friday Cat Blogging
Friday Cat Blogging
You’re not my real monkey and I don’t have to do a thing you say.
True, but it might have food!
Food is good.
Food is insufficient reason to acquiesce to monkey hegemony.
I don’t know monkey hegemony is working okay for me so far…
Monkey hegemony is boring. Really really really boring.
But it comes with BELLY RUBS! So, is all okay, yes?
With thanks to the usual suspects for letting me put words in the mouths of their cats. See also: Matt, Mandy, Neil.
Belated Friday Cat Blogging
Friday Cat Blogging
Friday Cat Blogging
Friday Cat Blogging
Ahhhhhhh, I’m about to be eaten by a monkey!
You must chill.
Like a snow machine.
Totally!
Easy for you to say, you’re a mushroom.
Talking mushrooms…I’m out.
Friends, Monkey, Country Cats, lend me your oranges!
You’re deeelicious oranges.
This has been a random squirrel interlude, do not adjust your sets.