Category: Pets and other friends

Today we had to make the decision to let our beloved little Meglet go. I’ll put a memorial post up sometime soon, but I haven’t the heart to do it now. Here she is on a happier day in her favorite place in the whole world. I am going to miss her so very much.

Is the world moving, or is it just me?

Methinks thou doth ‘nip too much.

To nip or not to…wait, what was the question?

Y’all are embarrassing me again.

My monkeys love me, see my heated cat bed in the sun on the porch.

Shh, do not reveal my secret identity.

You’re Captain America? Kiss me you fool!

Your ideas interest me, my I subscribe to your newsletter?

If she’s Captain America, I’m the incredible Hulk.

I could believe that.

More like incredible Bulk…

Shh, do not tell anyone I am here. I am the invisible Marie Cat.*

*With thanks to Lynne and Michael Thomas.

Hur hur, I are not a cat!

No, you are not. Begone foul pup.

We are a two headed cat.

You are not!

The 1st step is admitting it. Well, that or the one I’m standing on…

Bonus cat vest. See also, two cats, one bald guy, and an Australian.

And the back view of the cat vest.

 

Apparently this bed IS big enough for the both of us.

SHUT UP. We must never speak of this again!

Mmmmm, bed…

OMG!

Inorite? Totally disgusting.

Not listening. Showing off my cute little pink jelly bean toes instead.

Screw all that. Talk to me like the rain, and let me lie here and listen.

 

 

 

Dad, make her stay on her own side!

Please stop being so childish!

Wasn’t being childish. She was on MY side!

You wish!

Thpppthht, I say. Thpppthht!

This brief intermission brought to you by a turtle doing turtle things.

BEGONE! THIS MORTAL’S SOUL BELONG TO ME!

I love my monkey, he is super comfortable!

Where is your dignity?

Under this catnip maybe?

Or it might be in this big egg…

You are all soooooo embarrassing.

I haz digniteez! See!

With the usual thanks to Neil Gaiman for the loan of Mr Coconut and Miz Lola.

It’s on my head isn’t it? Augggh! Please don’t make me run for president!

When I am president I will have you all killed for this.

If elected I promise to remain the same intellectually challenged

fuzzrain I’ve always been.

Still better than Trump’s.

Gonna wash that gray right out of my Trump…*

There will be a reckoning, Oh yes, there will be a reckoning.

Today’s guest victims cats courtesy of Kim and Jonny

Dis hand mine!

Simpler to have your own hands.

I can’t believe we have to share space with a monkey.

How about a woggie? Woggies are good, right.

I caaaaan’t hear you.

You think you can’t hear things…stupid monkey.

Wait, is it Friday Cat Blogging already? I almost slept through it.

I iz cat. Meow?

Wait, what was that now?

I don’t even want to know…

Why not, being cat is awesome. Meow!

Wait, WTF?

Hang on, I will kill it with my mind powers.

 

I haz a mind! I can help! Watch me…is that my tail? Tails are awesome!