Box therapy.
So, tell me how that makes you feel.
Like a fox.
All fluffy and eeeeeeebil!
It makes me feel like a bridge over troubled monkeys.
Let me tell you about my parents…
Category: Cat Things
Friday Cat Blogging
Ahhhhhhh, I’m about to be eaten by a monkey!
You must chill.
Like a snow machine.
Totally!
Easy for you to say, you’re a mushroom.
Talking mushrooms…I’m out.
Friends, Monkey, Country Cats, lend me your oranges!
You’re deeelicious oranges.
This has been a random squirrel interlude, do not adjust your sets.
Friday Cat Blogging
OMFSM, did you see that?!?
What?
The mark of the cookie zombie!
Dude, that’s just a butterfly…
That’s what you say now, but when the moon is full and the mild cold…
Bam!
Worst ghost story ever.
Friday Cat Blogging (Oops I Missed it Again Edition)
Alas, little pink block. I chew it well.
Chew it, chew it good!
The hell…
Don’t worry about Squirrel, he thinks he’s in an 80s music video.
I never know what’s going on in these narratives.
Good thing you’re a captive audience
Ahhhh!
And that’s me looking for an exit.
I’m looking for ALL YOUR PEANUT BUTTER ARE BELONG TO ME
Friday Cat Blogging
I have an eeeebil plan.
Step 1*
That trick never works.
We’ll never know if we don’t try it. Bwah-ha-ha!
Yeah, good luck with that.
I kind of liked it.
Oooh, just tried to do the math. Bored now.
Told yah. Group nap!
*Thanks to Matt Kuchta for the kitty art
Friday Cat Blogging
I are a kitty!
The deuce you say. You’re clearly art of the pronounced ahht sort.
I never understand what going on around here…
What’s going around is ahhht, obviously.
Also Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear!
Da hell?
I don’t know wake me up when this post starts making sense.
Or if we get to Pittsburgh. You always want to wake up for that.
Riiiiiight. They really don’t pay me enough for this shit.
Friday Cat Blogging
Do you know what I want for Catmas?*
This?
Not bad, but no.
Do you know what I want?
A pterodactyl?
I’m guessing it’s more like FREEDOM!
From the monkey holding your paws, that is.
Yeah. Ahh, better.
Not a pterodactyl? Cats are super weird. I’m outta here.
*With thanks to Matt Kuchta for the art.
Friday Cat Blogging
I am the ghost of lamppost future.
…the hell?
What part of lamppost future don’t you understand?
All of it?
Allow me to read to you from the book of lamppost…
Um, how about no?
The killer whale of non sequiturs agrees with you.
If there’s one thing Cthulhu knows it’s evil, and that whale? EEEvil!
I am dubious about this proposition. Also, too tired to hold head up.
Dubious snow ninja is agrees.
I am sooooo confused.
This thing isn’t giving off fumes, is it?
Friday Cat Blogging
Knock knock!
Whose—Oh my god, it’s a pterodactyl!
A delicious delicious pterodactyl!
Are you crazy? That thing is big enough to eat US!
I promise I won’t let the big bad birdie eat you.
But what if we want to eats it, like dis!
Okay, maybe that’s a bit much.
Is it gone? I think it’s gone…
Friday Cat Blogging
My eyes are feeling a little skrudgy.
Dude! Also, what are you doing in a cat blog?
Hey now, lets not be speciesist.
Can we be nappist? I like naps.
Can we talk about my eyes? They’re starting to feel really weird…
Weren’t you in an Indiana Jones movie?
Naps, man, we need to talk naps!
I’m kind of unimpressed with your focus here…
That’s beneath you, and so am I.
