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Sometimes lazer eyez need kickstart
Not paranoid, the aliens really are out to get me.
Told ya I could see over my belly, now help me outta here!
Marge, pass me the remote, wouldja.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog January 28 2011, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
I playz dead gud, even got the bloating thing nailed
I command you to bring me a…zzzzzzzz
BONUS CATS*
My proud lion pose, you take pixure, yes?
All shall love me and despair!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog January 21 2011, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Somewhere over the rainbow…
It’s not the camera, I really am blurry!
Wide-load cat, is wide.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog January 14 2011, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Maybe I just like shoes. There’s nothing wrong with that!
You keep telling yourself that…
I like my POD!
Dude, you’re a cat. Enthusiasm doesn’t become you.
Yeah, be cool. Real cool.
I will be cool while dreaming of shoes…
A study in gray
All shall love me and despair!
Can I climb you? Pleasepleaseplease!
Now can I be centerpiece?
Have to figure out how to immobilize the hand too…
Shh, I iz a seekrit!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog December 24 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Do I look like I care?
My cuteness is beyond awesome
I prefer to think of myself as stately…
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog December 17 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Still life with Kleenex
I can to hold my ligu-liq-booze!
Me too! Zzzzzzzzz
Invisible dogs aren’t doin’ nothin’. Honest.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog December 10 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Apparently cats come from eggs—dis mine!
No, is intergalactic star pod! Launching in 3.2.1…
Did you know there was cat nip in these things? Oh. Wow.
I cross my paws disdainfully at you all. And no, it’s not because I don’t fit.
I want a cat egg!
I do to. Cats are delicious.
Go way or I burnz you with my half-open lazer eyez!
Artistic cat is deep and brooding.
I want to brush my teefs like the big kidz!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog December 3 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)