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The butler appears to have written a book… Say: out Aug 4th.
At least he knows something about sidekicking. Also, fairly comfortable.
Not very good at skritching ears though, 2 stars from kitty judge.
For more info on the new book and my launch events see the post below.
I are totally a cat!
No, you are most certainly not.
Now am I cat?
You have got to be kidding.
Kitty!
I don’t even know what that is.
Nope. But this is a cat. I give it the smooch of approval!
Ewwww!
Okay, that’s it, I’m leaving!
I would leave, but the thumb-monkeys got me and I’m super happy.
Sucks to be you dude.
Y’all are sooooo strange. Ima hang out here in mah magic box.
Thumb-monkey, are you ded?
Wait, you kiss your monkeys? That’s soooo gross!
We do not speak of such things.
I kiss my foot. I tastes much better than monkey!
Ennui, I haz it about monkey kissing…and everything else.
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Kitty eyebrow raising tool still in need of refinement.
That’s not normal…
My client is guilty, guil—wait, I iz barrister for defense?—innocent!
What is it with cats?
I envy your big green box…
Wake me up when box gets to Detroit.
I can’t believe this is the material I have to work with.
Look, I iz cat. You can tell by the fact I’m not actually doing anything.
Your thesis sounds interesting, may I subscribe to your podcast?
I iz doing something! This afghan almost blew away before I sat on it.
Dis cushion too! Iz hard job holding down human size cushion.
What are you all on about now?
Brief interlude with a leaf.
I am too noble for this skit. I will simply expose my profile for admiration.
I holding hed high today over SCOTUS decisions!
I approves but iz too lazy to hold up hed, lucky dis cable here.
I raise my foot in support—hey iz old cat, dat’s a big step.
I would dance, but I ated ballooon.
How can you not be EXCITED? ???????
I am so going to get you for this, thumb-monkey…
I am so going to get you for this, thumb-monkey…
I am so going to get you for this, thumb-monkey…
I am so going to get you for this, thumb-monkey…
Someday I will hatch into a beautiful cat-dragon.
Cat-dragon? Seriously?
I was a cat-dragon once, but it was too much work to stay with it.
Do cat-dragons taste as delicious as me?
I dreams the dreams of dragons!
From Hell’s heart I stab at thee!*
Dude, little overdramatic that.
Drama tastes delicious!
Okay, maybe “stab at thee ” was a bit over the top for the catsitters.
Is that food you have? I like food.
Who cares about food, all is woe and weeping.
Speaking of overdramatic…
Trust the dog to bring disrepute on the castle. Sigh.
Y’all disrepute all you want to, I’ll be over here napping.
Ditto.
*With thanks to Matt Kuchta, Mandy Little, and Neil Gaiman for lending me their pets.
Hello, thumb-monkey, why are you not under my butt?
This is an important question.
If a thumb-monkey isn’t being sat upon does it really exist?
Mind officially blown.
Yeah, not a big surprise there, brain cat.
Wait, the thumb-monkey was gone? No wonder I’z cold.
