Category: Cat Things

Monday Meows

Every time I count, I come up with an extra foot…

Oh, honey…

Just let it go.

I think I can get out of here this way…

Why everybody so weird, I sleeps now.

 

 

Monday Meows Shakespearean Edition

I come not to curry Caesar but to braise him

You what the who now?

The salad that cats dish lives after them.

The hell…

The broth is best infused with the bones

Wake me when it’s over.

So let it steep with Caesar.

He ain’t clever, he’s my brother.

The noble Brutus hath told you Caesar was delicious!
Shut up and say, goodnight, Gracie.
Goodnight Gracie?

Monday Meows May The 4th Be With You

May the 4th be with you!

Live long and pawsper!

Wrong franchise, dudette.

I Jedi, see my robez!

Taste the force!

What does that even mean?

Halp, I iz trapped in a trash compactor!

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Soon, my apprentice you will belong to me!

Monday Meows

You may kiss the royal paw…

May I really?

I don’t want to, you can’t make me, and I have knives, so there.

I iz puzzled.

Have you ever really looked at your box?

Monday Meows

I spy with my…is that my…oh, wait, it’s my line! Hey gurl…

You, sir, are a cad.

My bruder is computer assisted design? Whoaaaaaaa…

Have you been into the nip again?

No nip here.

DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

DUD? Me no gets it.

 

Monday Meows

I do plumbings now!

No, I haven’t seen Wooster, why do you ask?

I was just setting up this new counter for bowling for monkeys…

Bowling for monkeys? You’ve piqued my interest…

We who plumb are not amused.

Iz bowling bawl!

Fine, I play too.

 

 

Monday Meows

Hey gurl…

Not this again…

VA-VA-VOOM!

I thought you fuckers said you deleted that shot.

So bored.

So betrayed.

Monday Meows

Just chillin with my gang, why do you ask?

I dunno…some of your friends are…alarming?

Yeah, like the one with a tentacle moustache.

I have a moustache!

 

Monday Meows

Der are treats in here, but it’s too much work.

Dis newspaper is a treat! Super delicious!

I too like treats…

Give me a treat and no one gets hurt. Yes, the knives _are_ a threat.