I haz a flavr and it is itchy!
Black cat expands to fill the negative space.
Why would I want a cat door when there’s a perfectly good people door for you to open for me?
The body is ready myaster!
None shall pass!
Iz confused Iz not nun…*
*2105 update: This last is a bonus shot not originally included.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog October 1 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)