Why am I always in the giant cat bed?
That’s a pretty personal question, don’t you think?
That’s a pretty personal question, don’t you think?
Oh look, a camera. Joy.
Hold still, I eat your face.
Can you help me untie my legs?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 9 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)