Paint me like your French cats, Jeeves!
You are the strangest little cat.
Yeah, he’s a weirdie!
Says the tortie I caught doing this the other day.
Monday Meows
Ah man, it’s empty
I have no clue how that could have happened.
He’s lying!
Like dis?
Is all good now, this bowl is full of me!
Monday Meows
Mmm, taste the rainbow!
I like rainbows!
Dude, that’s your face you’re tasting.
Mmmm, taste the face…
Monday Meows
This box has no door!
You’d think he was kidding, but no.
It’s sad really.
Yeah…super sad. Wake me if he gets out.
………………………………………Figures what out?
The box, dude, the…oh, never mind.
Monday Meows
Do you see what the neighbors are doing?
Does it look like this?
Ewwwwwwwww!
Chill my dude, some of us aren’t quite so…inhibited.
Monday Meows
What, no! Why would you think we were up to something?
Because I’ve met you?
Nope. Complete innocence here. Right?
Uhhhh, yeah, innocence, that’s the ticket. Nothing to see here.
Why do no one ever invite me to the shenanigans?
Because you’re a little…touchy.…lease don’t hit me.
Monday Meows
I gotta cut loose, footloose
Everybody cut footloose
You have got to be kidding me.
You can fly if you’d only cut loose, footloose
We got to turn you around
Monday Meows
Pardon me, I’m late for class, can you let me into the building?
What in the everloving name of Bast is that?
Don’t know. Don’t want to know.
Y’all are overreacting. It’s a perfect dear.
I haz really cute toes, see!
Monday Meows
I spy with my little eye…someone making terrible decisions.
He is going to get such a smacking.
Hmph! …………………OTOH, they weren’t wrong.
Monday Meows
Just hanging out. I didn’t even notice the interloper there.
I don’t think this is the mean one…
You know, maybe I’ll just leave well enough alone.
It was only Oddgrr, he’s…nice…I suppose.
Wait, were you consorting with…the interloper?!
She’s in a mood, isn’t she.
I heard that!!!
