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Little teefs!
I can’t look, teefs make me nervous.
We must never speak of this again.
Or this. We must never speak of this again, either.
Why is Wooster always involved in we must never speak of this pics?
If I told you I’d have to kill you. So, don’t speak of this again.
Capiche?
After a tough summoning, iz important for a familiar to nap.
Iz important for familiar to nap all times!
Did I hear someone say there’s a summoning?
Yep. Something, something, blah, blah, blah, ancient ebil.
You called?
Iz dis a paw I see before me, its pointy bits toward my nose?
Yes, dude, it’s your foot.
Hold me.
You think that’s bad, I think I see a…TAIL!
Not a…TAIL!
What is wrong with you guys? Tails are totally chill.
I am the ghost of xmas just past, like a couple days ago even…
Ooh, the scaritude. I am fearified. Like, totally.
It’s making me hungry.
I hides in here. No one sees me ’cause I invisible.
Iz it gone yet?
Iz okay, I killey it ded.
Whew, glad that’s over.
What do you mean you’re going to Hawaii for xmas?
I will get you for this.
How can you leave this face?
You’re not taking me with you, are you? I hate planes.
Take me with you!
I think the gray makes me look distinguished.
I think it makes you look like a doofus.
I think the monkey should never stop petting me.
I’m on the doofus train.
You might want to keep that on the down low.
Wait, I think I’ve just been insultipated!
You don’t say…
My name is Inigo Dooftoya, you…uh…prepare to die!
I have a fish!
OMFSM, it’s a fish!
Please to be giving me fish.
I like fish.
Give me the fish!
That’s not a real fish.
Wut?
Mmmmfishiszzzzzzz…and robotzzzz
Speaking of robot, I think this R2 unit has a bad motivator.
I resent that.
I’m bored. Bored. Bored. Bored…
Dude, trying to sleep here. So, shut it.
What he said, but with extreme prejudice.
The same, with extra flounce, because I am exceptionally flouncy.
Flouncy? Is that what you call it?
I was kind of wondering that myself.
Yeah, seems more like fluffy was the word she was looking for.
You got something against fluffy?
Can we get back to the part where I got to sleep?
Oh, good…night. Zzzzzzzzzz
With thanks to Matt, Mandy, and Neil for the spare cats.
With this ceremonial sword I call our meeting to order.
Does anyone have anything to share on feline domination?
I like birbs.*
I am a birb.
More like a pterodactyl!
I could take it.
Look I are eating from feeder, like a real birb!
I think there may be something wrong with that birb.
Gosh, what was your first clue?
*birbs: https://twitter.com/Birbs4Birbs
So that whole baby shower thing is over and done, right.
Yep, no baby here. That’s Matt and Mandy cat’s prob…blessing.
Wait just one second.
Joke’s on you.
What fresh hell is this?
Better thee than me, fuzzball.
I refuse to believe you.
Believe what you want, but the McCullough cats speak truth.
Besides, I hear babies are a delight. Wake me when you sort it out.
With thanks to Matt, Mandy and Neil for guest cats and inspiration.