What do you mean you’re going to Hawaii for xmas?
I will get you for this.
How can you leave this face?
You’re not taking me with you, are you? I hate planes.
Take me with you!
Friday Cat Blogging
I think the gray makes me look distinguished.
I think it makes you look like a doofus.
I think the monkey should never stop petting me.
I’m on the doofus train.
You might want to keep that on the down low.
Wait, I think I’ve just been insultipated!
You don’t say…
My name is Inigo Dooftoya, you…uh…prepare to die!
Friday Cat Blogging
I have a fish!
OMFSM, it’s a fish!
Please to be giving me fish.
I like fish.
Give me the fish!
That’s not a real fish.
Wut?
Mmmmfishiszzzzzzz…and robotzzzz
Speaking of robot, I think this R2 unit has a bad motivator.
I resent that.
Friday Cat Blogging
I’m bored. Bored. Bored. Bored…
Dude, trying to sleep here. So, shut it.
What he said, but with extreme prejudice.
The same, with extra flounce, because I am exceptionally flouncy.
Flouncy? Is that what you call it?
I was kind of wondering that myself.
Yeah, seems more like fluffy was the word she was looking for.
You got something against fluffy?
Can we get back to the part where I got to sleep?
Oh, good…night. Zzzzzzzzzz
With thanks to Matt, Mandy, and Neil for the spare cats.
Friday Cat Blogging…On Friday!
With this ceremonial sword I call our meeting to order.
Does anyone have anything to share on feline domination?
I like birbs.*
I am a birb.
More like a pterodactyl!
I could take it.
Look I are eating from feeder, like a real birb!
I think there may be something wrong with that birb.
Gosh, what was your first clue?
*birbs: https://twitter.com/Birbs4Birbs
Friday Cat Blogging
So that whole baby shower thing is over and done, right.
Yep, no baby here. That’s Matt and Mandy cat’s prob…blessing.
Wait just one second.
Joke’s on you.
What fresh hell is this?
Better thee than me, fuzzball.
I refuse to believe you.
Believe what you want, but the McCullough cats speak truth.
Besides, I hear babies are a delight. Wake me when you sort it out.
With thanks to Matt, Mandy and Neil for guest cats and inspiration.
The (temporarily*) Habitually Late Friday Cat Blogging
Monkey, why is the house all topsy turvy?
Yeah, I was kind of wondering that myself.
Wait, did you just say “baby shower”?
He did.
Does this mean someone’s bringing us a baby!?
Because, we will convene a jury and convict you on the spot.
It’s for someone else, you say?
Oh thank Bast. Stand down everyone.
Whew.
Yeah.
Relaxing…for now. But never forget I’ve got my eye on you, monkey.
Big Congrats to Matt and Mandy, whose cats have so often graced these pages.
*Swear to dog I’m going to get back on top of this at some point
Friday*cough*ish Cat Blogging
Monkey, you haz fuds, why are you not giving them to me?
I bet the monkey doesn’t even like cats, not even purr Tiny Tim.
We got this; monkey, hand over the fuds and you don’t get hurt…
My monkey gave me drinxes.
All cats today courtesy of the Souk Mubarakiya, Kuwait.
Friday Cat Blogging
Nothing, no reason, why do you ask?
They look guilty to me.
I never look guilty and butter won’t melt in my mouth.
I iz dubious.
I iz plotting my revenge.
We are also innocent of anything at all.
GROWRR!
Close Enough to Friday Cat Blogging
Oh Juliet, I iz slain, woe!
Overact much, dude?
I waz riveted!
Really? Because that was one of the worst performances evar.
The Russian judge concurs. 1.2 points.*
2.4 from the forests of Norway…
*Guest cats supplied by Matt and Mandy.