I am a turkey, eat me!
The hell…
That looks delicious!
No, I’ll show you delicious.
Delicious looks more like this.
Is that tequila? I like tequila.
I shall stalk and kill the…
HOLY SHIT, IT’S ALL LIME! I should not have swallowed.
Monday Meows
Holy shit, is that?…
OMCG!
Eek!
I can’t look!
Bear up, fellow cats!
Yeah, chill, I was just leaving.
Wait, it’s only a turtle?
Oh, thank the cat ghods.
We can relax at last.
I’ll be under the couch, chillin.
And I shall become a liquid.
You McCullough cats are sooo strange. Very unjellicle
Monday Meows
I finded a rafter!
I like rafters!
Not this again.
What the hell are you all on about?
Wait, I’ve never seen that cat before in my life.
Are my thumb-monkeys seeing other cats?!
It’s not just cats, mate.
I’m so disillusioned!
There there, lil, buddy, it’ll be all right.
You will rise from the ashes of disappointment like melon phoenix!
What in the name of all that is fuzzy is that?!
Melon phoenix, duh!
Okay, I’m out. Yeah, me too.
Monday Meows Cat Blogging
Dude, didn’t we used to be a 4 cat family? Where’s what’s-her-name?
On my iPad, obviously. Some of us are expanding our horizons.
Ooh, that’s COSMIC!
Have you ever really looked at your whiskers? Now, that’s COSMIC.
Wait, do I have something on my face?
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Inorite?! Brothers are SO embarrassing.
I think you’re ALL embarrassing.
I’z not embas…baroom…barso…that WORD! I iz a delight! So there!
Monday Meows Cat Blogging
We shall be like two sheep that pass in the night!
I think that’s supposed to be “ships”.
No, don’t stop them it’s like watching a train wreck.
More of a ship wreck, don’t you think?
Sheep wreck? Think of all that wool! And the static!
It’s all right, buddy, I won’t let the baaaaad sheep hurt you.
Swear to Bast it’s like watching a pair of mittens trying to think.
Monday Meows
Is this psychedelic, or is it just me and the mushrooms?
Dude, step away from the hallucinogens
I don’t think it’s just him…
Guys, it’s definitely not not real…I think.
Halp, I’m trapped in someone else’s hallucination!
It’s just a big fabric thingie. Chill. Have a drink and…what’s that?!
A big fabric thingie, duh!
Oh, hell no!
Why? I think I’m in love…
Monday Meows Cat Blogging
Fiends, morons, contrarymen, I come to salad Caesar not to braise him
I love this speech!
The devil batmen livers are far from home;
The goal is oft scored with their bones;
Let the poor Bard rest in peace, dude.
So lettuce eat with Caesar. The noble butters
Hath told you Caesar was delicious:
I can’t take any more, I’m going over the wall, man.
Fly you fools!
If it were salad, it was the grooviest food,
And grooviously hath Caesar saladed it.
Oh, death, where is thy sweet sting?
Hey, if I mount the rostra, will I be inspired too?
I’m afraid not little buddy, alas. It takes true inspiration to emote.
Bummer.
Monday Meows
I’m busting us out of here. Cue the Mission Impossible Theme.
Duh-duh-duhna! Duh-duh-duhna!
Daring traverse sequence!
Duhna-na! Duhna-na!
Okay, moving on to the next dramatic posed shot.
Uhm, guys, I thought you liked it there…
He’s got a point.
Shut up, I’m heroing!
Actually now that he mentions it…
Yeah, my brother’s got a point.
Always.
Look, I’m going to…there’s screen up here too. Little help, guys?
Hush…I’m Batman!
Monday Meows
What’s that? Okay, I do it!
I’m touching your head!
This isn’t going to end well.
Naw, he’s got dis in bag. With me. I think…
Exactly, the boot told me to do it.
Dis too.
I’ll boot you!
Is okay, I still love you!
Monday Meows
Wait, was that the Shakespeare Signal!
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
Ooh, I know dis one!
Now is the waiter of our disco tent reindeered glorious jerky!
That boy ain’t right.
Hey, now, my brother is as right as me.
We’re all fine here! FINE!
HEY GURL
I was just leaving!
Excellent, now back to the chase!
Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous…
Oh ghods, wake me when it’s over.
