Mom, she’s touching me!
Seriously?
Mom?
Not really?
Mom?
Give it a rest, dude.
Monday Meows
Pardon me, have you heard the good word about dog?
Oh, HELL NO!
I’m listening.
I’m not. Not listening, that is. NOT listening.
Monday Meows
Do you ever get the feeling that we’re not alone in the universe?
Well, there are the thumb-monkeys, created to bring us treats.
Not enough treats.
Never enough.
Monday Meows
Am having hard time choosing; left or right?
Why not both?
Devilcat.
From here in the blind we are observing the rare cattus goofus maximus.
Both was a bad idea.
I can’t believe he actually did it.
Monday Meows
Dullest rave ever!
Here, let me bust a move!
Bust a move? Srsly? What is this, 1989?
Speaking of 1989: U Can’t Touch This!
Monday Meows
They’re here!
Great, ask them to fetch me a sammich.
I don’t think they’re that kind of they…
Then, what good are they?
“Good” is not on their agenda!
Screw that, then. Wake me when they’re gone.
Monday Meows
I got legs, and I know how to use them…
You mean for walking, right?
Somehow, I don’t think that’s where he was going with that.
I got legs too. Now, if I can just get them untied…
That’s sooooo not okay.
Prude!
Monday Meows
So, I sez to the guy, I sez…
She’s talking to the gargoyle again, isn’t she?
Yep.
I iz still cat loaf!
Do you see what I have to put up with?
Maybe she’s talking to the little lizard…
…………………………………Huh, well that’s fine then.
Monday Meows
For me? You shouldn’t have!
They didn’t. You only came by it because of an unhappy chance!
It could have been mine.
It should have been mine.
I iz still a loaf!
We will have it my precious, oh yes, we will have it.
Monday Meows
I iz perfectest cat loaf ever.
Nope. That would be me.
There is something wrong with those boys. I don’t know why we kept them.
That’s what I said about you.
