Is this a plate which I see before me, its concavity towards my nose?
Roll over Shakespeare, you gotta hear it again today.
Roll over Shakespeare, and tell Marlowe you lose.
Is that what you’re doing? It sounded more like maiming the Bard.
Hmph. Thy very stonewares prate of my whereabouts…is that a bug?
Here we go…
It is a bug! Also, I’m stuck.
I can’t believe he’s one of my role models. I am going to grow up so weird.