Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include the WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, & Mischief and the forthcoming Spirits, Spells, & Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello

Monday Meows (Was Friday Cat Blogging)

February 13, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Lets do the timewarp again.

It’s just a jump to the left…

And a crawl to the right…

Put your tongue on your toes…

No, it’s your tongue on your nose!

Screw dis, I sing you the songs of my people! YEOWARL!

That ain’t right.

Let’s get back to the real song.

It’s the carpet ruck that really drives them insa-a-a-ane!

Time is fleeting?

Madness takes it’s toll.

Let’s do the time warp again!

With belated thanks to for the suggestion of “Monday Meows.”

Friday Cat Blogging on Monday

February 5, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Is he still behind me?

RUN!

I pretend to be vulture and fly instead.

That’s not a vulture. This is a vulture.

Great, Wooster with knives. At least it’s not Jeeves…

I like knives! I haz them in my foots…feets…toes!

Not looking.

Gratuitous Snugglecats Shot!

With thanks to Jonny for his chairlift.

Blogging About My New Book Elsewhere

February 5, 2018 in About Kelly, Books

I wrote a guest post about my new middle grade fantasy novel, Magic, Madness, and Mischief over at the YA Authors You’ve Never Heard Of blog.

Friday *cough* Sunday Cat Blogging

January 28, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

There is something seriously wrong with this wine bottle.

Nevermind that, cats. What do you all think of my senior photo?

Yummy!

I’ve got my tail!

Dude, what does that have to do with the glamour shot?

I can be glamorous too! See.

That which has been seen can never be unseen.*

That’s why I try to sleep through everything.*

This is wisdom.*

Oh good, no one noticed my little bag problem.

*Guest kitties courtesy Tabby’s Catfe.

Freckles, Cecil, Deke, and Pickles and all available for adoption to good home.

Our tuxedo boys also started there.

Author Event

January 21, 2018 in Events/Appearaces, Publishing, Writing

Pssst… I’ll be reading and signing at the Har Mar Barnes and Noble in Roseville MN on Jan 25 at 6:30 PM

Friday Cat Blogging

January 20, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Little teefs!

I can’t look, teefs make me nervous.

We must never speak of this again.

Or this. We must never speak of this again, either.

Why is Wooster always involved in we must never speak of this pics?

If I told you I’d have to kill you. So, don’t speak of this again.

Capiche?

Friday Cat Blogging

January 12, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

After a tough summoning, iz important for a familiar to nap.

Iz important for familiar to nap all times!

Did I hear someone say there’s a summoning?

Yep. Something, something, blah, blah, blah, ancient ebil.

You called?

 

Friday Cat Blogging

January 5, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Iz dis a paw I see before me, its pointy bits toward my nose?

Yes, dude, it’s your foot.

Hold me.

You think that’s bad, I think I see a…TAIL!

Not a…TAIL!

What is wrong with you guys? Tails are totally chill.

Friday Cat Blogging

December 29, 2017 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I am the ghost of xmas just past, like a couple days ago even…

Ooh, the scaritude. I am fearified. Like, totally.

It’s making me hungry.

I hides in here. No one sees me ’cause I invisible.

Iz it gone yet?

Iz okay, I killey it ded.

Whew, glad that’s over.

Friday(ish) Cat Blogging

December 23, 2017 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

What do you mean you’re going to Hawaii for xmas?

I will get you for this.

How can you leave this face?

You’re not taking me with you, are you? I hate planes.

Take me with you!