Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include the, WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly. He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello

Monday Meows

January 28, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Monkey, pick me up.

That looks like a lot of work.

Totally.

Monkey, now!

Wow, demanding much?

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

Just let it go.

I hate you all so much.

Monday Meows

January 21, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I think I can walk on dis!

Mistakes were made.

You don’t say.

Dis supper coomfy!

I don’t even know where to start.

Don’t judge. Never judge. Sometimes a Stitch in time, and all that.

What are judge? Do it taste like toes? I like monkeys.

 

Monday Meows

January 14, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I haz a plan!

Does it involve murder?

I like murder!

Murder is okay, I guess, but getting rid of bodies is hard.

I have thoughts on that…

Nice. I’m in.

 

 

 

Monday Meows

December 30, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

What do you mean you’re going to Hawaii and not taking us?

Suck it up Buttercup!

Wait, was that a…chicken?

Yeah, you want to make something of it?

Holy shit, it’s chickens everywhere.

Why all the chicken hate?

They’re cats, dude. Cats are uptight about birds.

But why, chickens are awesome! Everyone I know is a chicken.

What the everloving hell?

Just chickens doing chicken stuff, dude. Get over it.

It’s Hawaii, hang loose, catch a good wave, and ignore the chickens.

 

 

 

 

Monday Meows

December 23, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

We are NOT having a meeting to decide which monkey to eat first.

So, you have nothing to worry about, human. Move along.

Nope, I’m perfectly calm, why do you ask?

Your tail appears to be overcharged.

Ima hide in here in case that thing goes off.

It’s fine. Also, this is very comfortable.

Nah, THIS is very comfortable.

All right, you might have a point there.

 

 

 

 

Monday Meows

December 18, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

So, what are you drinking?

Nothing.

Okaaay, I lied, but looks at all the pretty fissssies!

You don’t look so good.

S-okay, I feel great. I just can’t get out of this box.

Heh.

Monday Meows

December 11, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I have a plan.

And it begins with a moo and the bunny hop.

Okay, that’s a little too weird even for me.

I did not see that.

No, I think you did.

I end your plan with a smooch.

Well, okay, but it would have been AWESOME.

 

 

Monday Meows

December 2, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I have a BOX!!!!

Duuuuuuuuude…

I would like a box…

I would like my dignity back

Too bad.

………………………………………………………So sad.

I’ll get you for publishing that shot.

Wow, separated at birth.

2.5 from the Russian judge, insufficient sarcasm.

I found something way better than a box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday Meows

November 28, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging

I’m beginning to think I might have a drinking problem…

What was your first clue?

The water running into my ears.

That’s the first sign.*

What’s the second sign?

I know! It’s deer crossing.

Not: No passing zone?*

Whatevs. It’s nap time for me.*

*Bonus kitties courtesy of Tabby’s Catfe.

 

 

 

Monday Meows

November 19, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Your soul belongs to me!

Hey gurl…

You have got to be kidding.

I think he’s kind of cute.