I haz the wand of power! Now you must obey…
Nope, I iz in hiding. No obeying under here.
I shall obey the sleep command…
I iz obedient. I playz ded. See, my tongue is hanging out and everything.
Silly dog, THIS is how stick your tongue out!
That’s soooooo wrong.
We are not amused. Okay, maybe a little…
With thanks to pets of Castle Gaiman for their help.