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I votez nay.
No matter how hard I paddle dis boat never goes anywhere.
It’s good to be the cat!
Who put sunbeam way out there?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog May 7 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Yeah, I’m a cat. Deal.
I snub you foods that requires thumbs. I snub you.
I’m too sexy for…well, anything.
I’m just tooooo sexy, period.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 23 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Dark cat sits on the edge of darkness, darkly.
Intrepid explorer cat explores intrepidly!
Why yes, I am devilishly charming, why do you ask?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 16 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Oh look, a camera. Joy.
Hold still, I eat your face.
Can you help me untie my legs?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 9 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Spring cat is very happy with the weather.
Does this canyon make me look too skinny?
To scratch or not to scratch? That is the question.
Now that you’ve found me, I’m going to have to kill you.
You know that, right?
I think I broke my yin-yang.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 2 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Come closer, come closer little rabbit.
One of these days I’ma blast you with my laser eyes.
Yeah, laugh it up, you’ll pay later.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog March 19 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Fat cat slowly and grumpily becoming less fat
I know where you sleep monkey-boy!
I spy with my laser eye…
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog March 12 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Otter cat has lost her shell cracking stone 🙁
Piano cat does not want piano played.
Or perhaps piano cat is just sun cat in a different beam.
I controlz da TV wif my mind…I mean head.
I just have very large bones!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog March 5 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Stitch bit me!
Hold very still, there is a bug on your head. I will kill it now.
Oh yeah.
No, I’m really quite comfortable. Why do you ask?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Feb 26 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
If I were more enthused I would totally smack you.
My middle name is reckless abandon.
Das da spot, yesssss.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Feb 19 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)