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I am not looking at you. In fact, I am looking exactly 12 degrees away from you. So there!
I’z mah blanket and I’ll zzzzz if I want to, zzzzz if I want to, zzzzz…..
Summer can’t be almost over, can it?
Legs? Who needs legs?
They went that way!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Oct 16 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Would you hurry up with the tuna crepes already?
I wuvz my powerstrip, and it wuvz me, is that wrong?
Fierce jungle cat is fierce, damnit!
Naptime….
I’z too sexy for my snuggly
I am the walrus, kookookachoo!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Oct 9 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Moooom! Meglet’s hording the best spoooot!
I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
Madeye Meglet? Me? No, you must have me confused with someone else.
I heart my blankie.
No, of course I’z not laughing at you!
I have really cute toes!
No, really cute!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Oct 2 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Blob cat blobs
None shall pass!
Pwease don’t make me burnz you with my laser eyes…pwetty pwease
Iz got nip hangoverz, go way
I’z nesting…OK, E-Nesting…you gotz problem?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Sept 25 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Dis my interpretive dance. I dance the sun!
You dance the what of the who now?
I’m Batman!
Well, I’m Napdog.
I’m lost.
I’m going to thump you and take your food.
Need more NIP!
Leave me, I just wanna be alone with my…whasat?
Melllllooooooow:
You must give me the NIP!
Have you ever really…oh…itch…uh hi…were you talking to…
Writhing wrocks!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Sept 18 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Several websites have declared today, September 9, as a Day Without Cats. There is only one correct response to this: MORE CATS!
East Facing Windows in the Morning.
What’s in Window 1? …a cat!
What’s in Window 2? …a blurry cat! (no really)
What’s in Window 3? …3 cats!
1…
2…
and 3!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Sept 9 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
The group shot:
Corner cat tolerates the others…barely
Pick me first!
I am the walrus, kookookachoozzzzzz
The library ladder it protects me from all evil
You know what, I’m just going to move over here…
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Sept 4 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Ah man, is it Friday again?
Damned paparazzi.
I was napping here…
I was cleaning myself in an indelicate fashion.
Hell, I’m not even a cat…
I have a plan!
Soon, thumb-monkey, soon!
Thanks to Matt Kuchta for the art and Neil Gaiman for the extra furballs.
2014 ETA: No captions on this one.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Aug 28 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)