Updated: This was inspired by Scalzi’s pranking of Wil Wheaton (link below) and perpetrated by my friend James (link in comments) with the support of a rather large cast of unindicted co-conspirators. It is also made of awesome.
I see the painting:
Me and my velvet Ravirn:
Recreating the Wil Wheaton pose:
And Scalzi’s original eviiiiiiiiil.