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Want to see a joke? It’s really funny. Watch!
I gave her the tuna kit. Hee!
That’s cruel.
And NOT funny.
Knocked me ded.
I thought it was funny.
You are WRONG! Not getting tuna is NEVER funny.
Forget the jokes, how do I get da fissies?
Guest cats by M&M and N.
You’re not my real monkey and I don’t have to do a thing you say.
True, but it might have food!
Food is good.
Food is insufficient reason to acquiesce to monkey hegemony.
I don’t know monkey hegemony is working okay for me so far…
Monkey hegemony is boring. Really really really boring.
But it comes with BELLY RUBS! So, is all okay, yes?
With thanks to the usual suspects for letting me put words in the mouths of their cats. See also: Matt, Mandy, Neil.
Plotting to get someone else to take over the world for me.
That seems like a lot of steps…
You don’t expect me to do any of the actual work myself, do you?
Good point, world conquest is a lot of work.
And work makes me all zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
That’s why the towelphants will win in the end!
We have their king, soon we will rule the world of cats!
I think you may be confusing cats with underpants gnomes…
There’s a difference?
You’re not serious, right?
Nope, I’m a hummingbird!
You know what will clear that right up?
This!
Now, THAT’S cat humor!
INORITE!?!
Box therapy.
So, tell me how that makes you feel.
Like a fox.
All fluffy and eeeeeeebil!
It makes me feel like a bridge over troubled monkeys.
Let me tell you about my parents…
Ahhhhhhh, I’m about to be eaten by a monkey!
You must chill.
Like a snow machine.
Totally!
Easy for you to say, you’re a mushroom.
Talking mushrooms…I’m out.
Friends, Monkey, Country Cats, lend me your oranges!
You’re deeelicious oranges.
This has been a random squirrel interlude, do not adjust your sets.
OMFSM, did you see that?!?
What?
The mark of the cookie zombie!
Dude, that’s just a butterfly…
That’s what you say now, but when the moon is full and the mild cold…
Bam!
Worst ghost story ever.
Alas, little pink block. I chew it well.
Chew it, chew it good!
The hell…
Don’t worry about Squirrel, he thinks he’s in an 80s music video.
I never know what’s going on in these narratives.
Good thing you’re a captive audience
Ahhhh!
And that’s me looking for an exit.
I’m looking for ALL YOUR PEANUT BUTTER ARE BELONG TO ME
I have an eeeebil plan.
Step 1*
That trick never works.
We’ll never know if we don’t try it. Bwah-ha-ha!
Yeah, good luck with that.
I kind of liked it.
Oooh, just tried to do the math. Bored now.
Told yah. Group nap!
*Thanks to Matt Kuchta for the kitty art
I are a kitty!
The deuce you say. You’re clearly art of the pronounced ahht sort.
I never understand what going on around here…
What’s going around is ahhht, obviously.
Also Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear!
Da hell?
I don’t know wake me up when this post starts making sense.
Or if we get to Pittsburgh. You always want to wake up for that.
Riiiiiight. They really don’t pay me enough for this shit.
