Monday Meows

No time for questions, get in if you want to live!

This again?

Where does she get that from?

It’s clearly NOT from my side of the family.

Wherever she gets it from, if it moves a little to the left I’ve got this!

I get it with a little help from my friends…

You are the weirdest damn bunch of cats.

Guest cat provided by Kim and Jonny.

Monday Meows

I’m starting a new gaming stream and doing it IN STYLE.

The hell is a “gaming stream”?

Can you catch fisses there?

We doubts it.

I haz no fisses and I cannot eat…

Monday Meows

What in the everloving litterbox IS that?

What are you children up to in there?

Quick, act casual!

Do you think it’ll work?

It would take a miracle.

I don’t know what you guys are talking about, I’ve been here all day.

Monday Meows

Shelve me under Z for nap.

That is NOT how nap is spelled, Madam!

She said nap, so I guess I napzzzzzzz.

Hey guys, I think we may have a major timeline leak here. Guys?

Monday Meows

Of course I’m comfortable. Don’t I look comfortable?

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude…

Yeah, I’m comfortable too, you can tell by how floofy my tails is.

Now, that’s funny!

How did I get saddled with three teenagers? Better nap it off.

Monday Meows

Cheese it, it’s the heat!

Did you say “cheese”?

Mmm, cheese…

Consider it cheesed, sir.

Monday Meows

Mom, she’s touching me!

Seriously?

Mom?

Not really?

Mom?

Give it a rest, dude.

 

 

Monday Meows

Pardon me, have you heard the good word about dog?

Oh, HELL NO!

I’m listening.

I’m not. Not listening, that is. NOT listening.

Monday Meows

Do you ever get the feeling that we’re not alone in the universe?

Well, there are the thumb-monkeys, created to bring us treats.

Not enough treats.

Never enough.

Monday Meows

Am having hard time choosing; left or right?

Why not both?

Devilcat.

From here in the blind we are observing the rare cattus goofus maximus.

Both was a bad idea.

I can’t believe he actually did it.