It’s cold out there, go way!
I scorn you, thumb-monkey. I scorn you with great scorn.
Did he wake you up too?
Did someone say wake up? Because that would make me sad.
Does this paw taste blurry to you?
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Hey look, a cat on a radiator:
And a cat in a fleece basket on a radiator:
Meg, of course, has to be different. Cat in a down comforter:
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog January 16 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Oh, hey, take my good side.
Don’t you wish you were as pretty as me?
Those are just big bones, buddy!
Do you think the dog will get out of that pit?
I really love you guys!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog January 9 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
These were taken as I found them after realizing I hadn’t posted yet. Feel free to supply your own captions. BTW, does it say more about them or me that the two I had the hardest trouble finding were in the same room with me?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog January 2 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Go ‘way, or we’ll burnz you with our lazer eyz!
Lazer eyz? Piffle I’z lazer catzor!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog December 19 2008, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Holidaze Extreme Closeup Ed.
Oh, please…
Yeth, Marthter?
Of course, my opponent’s position on this issue is full of…
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog December 26 2008, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
One:
One and One:
(One and One) and (One and One):
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog December 12 2008, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog November 28 2008, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
About my shopping list…
The shopping list.*
This is not a top hat. But the fire is good, so I will forgive you…for now.
What are you guys going to do with stilts?
Nothing, for we are the picture of innocence. Check out the ear. Totally innocent.
We are absolutely not plotting the overthrow of the human regime.
We are sleeping. See.
*Per usual, shopping list cat translations provide by Matt Kuchta.