Category: Friday Cat Blogging

Birb, birb, birb…

Excuse me?

BIRB IS THE WIRB!

Oh, well that explains it then.

It absolutely does not!

BIRB!

Cut that the hell out!

Look what I just coughed up.

*horking noises*

That looks AWFUL.

This is why you should not lick the other cats.

I dunno, I’ve got this tangle on my tail…

No shit, there I was…

What are you is?

Day drinkers, I think.

I suppose it takes all kinds, but personally I prefer cord noming.

Ooh, sign me up!

Please tell me that wasn’t a kitten.

Wherever we go…

Whatever we do…

We’re gonna go through it…

TOGETHER!

Wait, what the hell was that?

Just let it go and keep doing the number: TOGETHER!

 

Wait, is that the sacred volcano of Lake Menomin?

The what now?

*flames waving* Hallloooo? Anybody home?

That is not okay.

I dunno. It’s more or less a ginger. Ergo: Solidarity!

What the hell is that?

Winter comes to Avalon.

It’s no basis for a system of government.

You take that back!

Rule by Tortie. It’s the only way.

 

I am having the hardest time communicating with these guys…

Do you wanna tell him?

Too easy.

Pick me! I’ll do it.

OMFSM!

What

is

That?

What? You’ve never seen a guy vitamin C loading before?

We were told there would be snacks.

How about pettin’s?

I can work with that.

Pettin’s are the best!

It’ll do.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, now that’s the stuff.

Paint me like your French cats, Jeeves!

You are the strangest little cat.

Yeah, he’s a weirdie!

Says the tortie I caught doing this the other day.