Category: Friday Cat Blogging

I think I can walk on dis!

Mistakes were made.

You don’t say.

Dis supper coomfy!

I don’t even know where to start.

Don’t judge. Never judge. Sometimes a Stitch in time, and all that.

What are judge? Do it taste like toes? I like monkeys.

 

I haz a plan!

Does it involve murder?

I like murder!

Murder is okay, I guess, but getting rid of bodies is hard.

I have thoughts on that…

Nice. I’m in.

 

 

 

What do you mean you’re going to Hawaii and not taking us?

Suck it up Buttercup!

Wait, was that a…chicken?

Yeah, you want to make something of it?

Holy shit, it’s chickens everywhere.

Why all the chicken hate?

They’re cats, dude. Cats are uptight about birds.

But why, chickens are awesome! Everyone I know is a chicken.

What the everloving hell?

Just chickens doing chicken stuff, dude. Get over it.

It’s Hawaii, hang loose, catch a good wave, and ignore the chickens.

 

 

 

 

We are NOT having a meeting to decide which monkey to eat first.

So, you have nothing to worry about, human. Move along.

Nope, I’m perfectly calm, why do you ask?

Your tail appears to be overcharged.

Ima hide in here in case that thing goes off.

It’s fine. Also, this is very comfortable.

Nah, THIS is very comfortable.

All right, you might have a point there.

 

 

 

 

So, what are you drinking?

Nothing.

Okaaay, I lied, but looks at all the pretty fissssies!

You don’t look so good.

S-okay, I feel great. I just can’t get out of this box.

Heh.

I have a plan.

And it begins with a moo and the bunny hop.

Okay, that’s a little too weird even for me.

I did not see that.

No, I think you did.

I end your plan with a smooch.

Well, okay, but it would have been AWESOME.

 

 

I have a BOX!!!!

Duuuuuuuuude…

I would like a box…

I would like my dignity back

Too bad.

………………………………………………………So sad.

I’ll get you for publishing that shot.

Wow, separated at birth.

2.5 from the Russian judge, insufficient sarcasm.

I found something way better than a box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your soul belongs to me!

Hey gurl…

You have got to be kidding.

I think he’s kind of cute.

 

Hey, I don’t think I’ve read that one…

Or dis one!

Dude, there aren’t any books up there.

Are you sure? Maybe out here? Also, what are a books?

I think I need a drink…

Fair, but I’m getting a bit old, so I’ll just be over here pretending to sleep.