Monday Meows Tuesday Tuna Edition

July 31, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Our love is a sacred thing.

Pretty sure that’s a rock.

Nope. This is a rock. A big ‘un too.

I don’t thin there were any cats in that picture at all.

I’m calling a meeting of the Committee for Feline Domination.

Sorry, napping. Can’t come.

I smell betrayal.

Nope. Naps take precedence. It’s in the charter, dude.

 

Monday Meows

July 23, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Hey gurl…

No, dude. It’s, “hey girl…” in a completely non-awkward way, like this.

Yeah, that’s not awkward at _all_.

Nope. This. This is awkward.

So is this.

Yep. Totally awkward.

………..You got that right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday Meows

July 16, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I see what you’re doing down there.

We weren’t doing nothing.

Sure, I believe you.

Do you believe them?

I think not.

I don’t even know what we’re supposed to have done…

Nothing. No Reason. Certainly not this.

Have you ever really looked at your wrists?

 

 

 

Monday Meows

July 9, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I did it, and I’m glad I did it, see.

Backing away slowly…

It’s mesmerizing…

Amateurs.

Inorite?

We interupts dis program for defffs from avbove!

Dude, learn to spell.

That’s going to happen.

Time for post-defffs from avbove! napage.

Monday Meows

June 25, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Monkey Hammock!

Because that’s not disturbing at all.

I know I won’t be unseeing it any time soon.

Unseeing what now?

M o n k e y H a m m o c k! Does no one pay attention around here?

Okay, that is a bit off.

So was the Hindenburg.

Oh the huge manatees!

What, have you been taking Jeeves lessons?

Monday Meows

June 10, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Monkey, make me a drink.

On it.

Wait, what’s with the fire?

EVIL! That’s what.

I like evil.

Me too.

It was a GOOD drink, Ima nap here on the remote.

Smell the paw…it smells like…freedom. ………Wut?

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Monday Meows

June 3, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

The quarterly meeting of the committee for feline domination

The call to order.

The after-party.

And the day after the after-party.

I want in on this committee.

Planning for next quarter’s meeting.

Monday Meows

May 27, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Two marrow bones and two marrow bones and two marrow bones!

………the hell?

Cheap! For this pretty face, from day to day…
To the least stab-able of tricordered time!

I think he’s doing Shakespeare again…MacBeth, maybe?

And all our yeasty days have flighted ghouls
Away too hasty breath—out, out, brief fondle!

Think of England, think of England, think of England…

Life’s but a stalking shadow, a pre-payer
That spills and wastes his sour bourbon wage

Look, you need to just STOP.

Be heard no more: it is a tail
flicked by an idiot, full of sound and furry!
…signifying nothing.

At least you got that last part right.

Monday Meows

May 20, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends, Uncategorized

Thumb-monkey, I’m bored, show me something amusing.

Did you say, amoosing?

No. No, she did not.

I iz confuzzled.

Nope. Not having any.

Hold me, I’m confused.

Back up. Those were dogs. 50 yard penalty for the thumb-monkey.

Declined.

…………………………………….You have the weirdest cats, man.

Monday Meows

May 13, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Swear to Bast, it was like this when I got here!

I can’t watch…

I can’t look away…

Swear to Bast, it was like this when I got here!

I’m starting to doubt your thruthyness.

I don’t know, dude, I too swear that it was like this when I got here.