Monday Meows

What in the everloving litterbox IS that?

What are you children up to in there?

Quick, act casual!

Do you think it’ll work?

It would take a miracle.

I don’t know what you guys are talking about, I’ve been here all day.

Monday Meows

Of course I’m comfortable. Don’t I look comfortable?


Yeah, I’m comfortable too, you can tell by how floofy my tails is.

Now, that’s funny!

How did I get saddled with three teenagers? Better nap it off.

Monday Meows

Am having hard time choosing; left or right?

Why not both?


From here in the blind we are observing the rare cattus goofus maximus.

Both was a bad idea.

I can’t believe he actually did it.

Monday Meows

They’re here!

Great, ask them to fetch me a sammich.

I don’t think they’re that kind of they…

Then, what good are they?

“Good” is not on their agenda!

Screw that, then. Wake me when they’re gone.