Monday Meows

May 25, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Hep, hep, I’z trapped! I’z being oppressed!

Did you hear something that sounded like a kitten?

Nope.

And neither did you. Not if you know what’s good for you.

‘s okay?

‘s all right.

F***ing catnip dreams.

Monday Meows

May 18, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Every time I count, I come up with an extra foot…

Oh, honey…

Just let it go.

I think I can get out of here this way…

Why everybody so weird, I sleeps now.

 

 

Monday Meows Shakespearean Edition

May 11, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging

I come not to curry Caesar but to braise him

You what the who now?

The salad that cats dish lives after them.

The hell…

The broth is best infused with the bones

Wake me when it’s over.

So let it steep with Caesar.

He ain’t clever, he’s my brother.

The noble Brutus hath told you Caesar was delicious!
Shut up and say, goodnight, Gracie.
Goodnight Gracie?

Monday Meows May The 4th Be With You

May 4, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

May the 4th be with you!

Live long and pawsper!

Wrong franchise, dudette.

I Jedi, see my robez!

Taste the force!

What does that even mean?

Halp, I iz trapped in a trash compactor!

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Soon, my apprentice you will belong to me!

Monday Meows

April 27, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

You may kiss the royal paw…

May I really?

I don’t want to, you can’t make me, and I have knives, so there.

I iz puzzled.

Have you ever really looked at your box?

Monday Meows

April 20, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I spy with my…is that my…oh, wait, it’s my line! Hey gurl…

You, sir, are a cad.

My bruder is computer assisted design? Whoaaaaaaa…

Have you been into the nip again?

No nip here.

DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

DUD? Me no gets it.

 

Monday Meows

April 13, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I do plumbings now!

No, I haven’t seen Wooster, why do you ask?

I was just setting up this new counter for bowling for monkeys…

Bowling for monkeys? You’ve piqued my interest…

We who plumb are not amused.

Iz bowling bawl!

Fine, I play too.

 

 

Monday Meows

April 6, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Hey gurl…

Not this again…

VA-VA-VOOM!

I thought you fuckers said you deleted that shot.

So bored.

So betrayed.

Monday Meows

March 30, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Just chillin with my gang, why do you ask?

I dunno…some of your friends are…alarming?

Yeah, like the one with a tentacle moustache.

I have a moustache!

 

Monday Meows

March 23, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Der are treats in here, but it’s too much work.

Dis newspaper is a treat! Super delicious!

I too like treats…

Give me a treat and no one gets hurt. Yes, the knives _are_ a threat.