Friday Cat Blogging

January 12, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

After a tough summoning, iz important for a familiar to nap.

Iz important for familiar to nap all times!

Did I hear someone say there’s a summoning?

Yep. Something, something, blah, blah, blah, ancient ebil.

You called?

 

Friday Cat Blogging

January 5, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Iz dis a paw I see before me, its pointy bits toward my nose?

Yes, dude, it’s your foot.

Hold me.

You think that’s bad, I think I see a…TAIL!

Not a…TAIL!

What is wrong with you guys? Tails are totally chill.

Friday Cat Blogging

December 29, 2017 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I am the ghost of xmas just past, like a couple days ago even…

Ooh, the scaritude. I am fearified. Like, totally.

It’s making me hungry.

I hides in here. No one sees me ’cause I invisible.

Iz it gone yet?

Iz okay, I killey it ded.

Whew, glad that’s over.

Friday(ish) Cat Blogging

December 23, 2017 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

What do you mean you’re going to Hawaii for xmas?

I will get you for this.

How can you leave this face?

You’re not taking me with you, are you? I hate planes.

Take me with you!

Friday Cat Blogging

December 8, 2017 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I think the gray makes me look distinguished.

I think it makes you look like a doofus.

I think the monkey should never stop petting me.

I’m on the doofus train.

You might want to keep that on the down low.

Wait, I think I’ve just been insultipated!

You don’t say…

My name is Inigo Dooftoya, you…uh…prepare to die!

 

Friday Cat Blogging

December 2, 2017 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I have a fish!

OMFSM, it’s a fish!

Please to be giving me fish.

I like fish.

Give me the fish!

 

That’s not a real fish.

Wut?

Mmmmfishiszzzzzzz…and robotzzzz

Speaking of robot, I think this R2 unit has a bad motivator.

I resent that.

 

Friday Cat Blogging…On Friday!

November 17, 2017 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

With this ceremonial sword I call our meeting to order.

Does anyone have anything to share on feline domination?

I like birbs.*

I am a birb.

More like a pterodactyl!

I could take it.

Look I are eating from feeder, like a real birb!

I think there may be something wrong with that birb.

Gosh, what was your first clue?

*birbs: https://twitter.com/Birbs4Birbs

Friday Cat Blogging

November 12, 2017 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

So that whole baby shower thing is over and done, right.

Yep, no baby here. That’s Matt and Mandy cat’s prob…blessing.

Wait just one second.

Joke’s on you.

What fresh hell is this?

Better thee than me, fuzzball.

I refuse to believe you.

Believe what you want, but the McCullough cats speak truth.

Besides, I hear babies are a delight. Wake me when you sort it out.

With thanks to Matt, Mandy and Neil for guest cats and inspiration.

The (temporarily*) Habitually Late Friday Cat Blogging

November 5, 2017 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Monkey, why is the house all topsy turvy?

Yeah, I was kind of wondering that myself.

Wait, did you just say “baby shower”?

He did.

Does this mean someone’s bringing us a baby!?

Because, we will convene a jury and convict you on the spot.

It’s for someone else, you say?

Oh thank Bast. Stand down everyone.

Whew.

Yeah.

Relaxing…for now. But never forget I’ve got my eye on you, monkey.

 

Big Congrats to Matt and Mandy, whose cats have so often graced these pages.

 

*Swear to dog I’m going to get back on top of this at some point

Friday*cough*ish Cat Blogging

October 29, 2017 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Monkey, you haz fuds, why are you not giving them to me?

I bet the monkey doesn’t even like cats, not even purr Tiny Tim.

We got this; monkey, hand over the fuds and you don’t get hurt…

My monkey gave me drinxes.

All cats today courtesy of the Souk Mubarakiya, Kuwait.