Monday Meows

For me? You shouldn’t have!

They didn’t. You only came by it because of an unhappy chance!

It could have been mine.

It should have been mine.

I iz still a loaf!

We will have it my precious, oh yes, we will have it.

Monday Meows

I’m bored.

I’m bored by this board.

I’m filled with a sort of existential ennui.

Isn’t dat just a fancy way of saying bored?

No sir, it’s a philosophical statement about the very nature of engagement.

Yeah, now I’m bored too. G’night.

Monday Meows

All right, cue the Mission Impossible Theme!

Oh no.

Duh-duh-duhnuh!

Jeeve’s isn’t the only weird one.

Duhnuh-nuh!

You know, I was just leaving…

Duhnuh-nuh!

Pretty good move, that one.

Mission Accomplished!

 

Monday Meows

The gravity has me it its grip, hep!

Can’t talk, being sucked into a massive black hole.

You ever get the feeling that a singularity is creeping up on you?

That’s why I have a patented anti-black hole light box!