Monday Meows

February 24, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Oh, water, how you do vex me! How do I kill this stuff?

Dude, chill.

Will someone sanction my forbidden love for this bag of cough drops?

What is it with you boys?

Okay, fine, I failed at water murder.

Now, I’m wondering is someone can help me start this baby up.

 

 

Monday Meows—All the Feels

February 18, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I feel safe.

I too feel safe.

I like feeling safes too!

I feel murdery.

I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty and witty…

I feel…moist

I feel a traffic jam coming on.

 

Monday Meows

February 10, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I’m bored.

Party! Party! Party!

Conga Line! Cat Style! Butt Sniffing! WOOO!

Who needs monkeys! We can play with the cat toy ourselves!

Actually, this is less awesome than I imagined…

Man, you taste so great…

Oh, man, I can’t believe I drank the whole bottle…

I told you, but did you listen?

Wait, there are pictures?!

 

 

Monday Meows

February 3, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Dude, I’m picturesque as fuck, take a picture quick!

You do know he’s backlit, right?

It’s a theme.

I am not backlit. I am just irritable.

Hey quick, backlit group shot! Say “mousies”!

Monday Meows

January 28, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Monkey, pick me up.

That looks like a lot of work.

Totally.

Monkey, now!

Wow, demanding much?

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

Just let it go.

I hate you all so much.

Monday Meows

January 21, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I think I can walk on dis!

Mistakes were made.

You don’t say.

Dis supper coomfy!

I don’t even know where to start.

Don’t judge. Never judge. Sometimes a Stitch in time, and all that.

What are judge? Do it taste like toes? I like monkeys.

 

Monday Meows

January 14, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I haz a plan!

Does it involve murder?

I like murder!

Murder is okay, I guess, but getting rid of bodies is hard.

I have thoughts on that…

Nice. I’m in.

 

 

 

Monday Meows

December 30, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

What do you mean you’re going to Hawaii and not taking us?

Suck it up Buttercup!

Wait, was that a…chicken?

Yeah, you want to make something of it?

Holy shit, it’s chickens everywhere.

Why all the chicken hate?

They’re cats, dude. Cats are uptight about birds.

But why, chickens are awesome! Everyone I know is a chicken.

What the everloving hell?

Just chickens doing chicken stuff, dude. Get over it.

It’s Hawaii, hang loose, catch a good wave, and ignore the chickens.

 

 

 

 

Monday Meows

December 23, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

We are NOT having a meeting to decide which monkey to eat first.

So, you have nothing to worry about, human. Move along.

Nope, I’m perfectly calm, why do you ask?

Your tail appears to be overcharged.

Ima hide in here in case that thing goes off.

It’s fine. Also, this is very comfortable.

Nah, THIS is very comfortable.

All right, you might have a point there.

 

 

 

 

Monday Meows

December 18, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

So, what are you drinking?

Nothing.

Okaaay, I lied, but looks at all the pretty fissssies!

You don’t look so good.

S-okay, I feel great. I just can’t get out of this box.

Heh.