Monday Meows

December 11, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I have a plan.

And it begins with a moo and the bunny hop.

Okay, that’s a little too weird even for me.

I did not see that.

No, I think you did.

I end your plan with a smooch.

Well, okay, but it would have been AWESOME.

 

 

Monday Meows

December 2, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I have a BOX!!!!

Duuuuuuuuude…

I would like a box…

I would like my dignity back

Too bad.

………………………………………………………So sad.

I’ll get you for publishing that shot.

Wow, separated at birth.

2.5 from the Russian judge, insufficient sarcasm.

I found something way better than a box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday Meows

November 28, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging

I’m beginning to think I might have a drinking problem…

What was your first clue?

The water running into my ears.

That’s the first sign.*

What’s the second sign?

I know! It’s deer crossing.

Not: No passing zone?*

Whatevs. It’s nap time for me.*

*Bonus kitties courtesy of Tabby’s Catfe.

 

 

 

Monday Meows

November 19, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Your soul belongs to me!

Hey gurl…

You have got to be kidding.

I think he’s kind of cute.

 

Monday…ish Meows

November 13, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Hey, I don’t think I’ve read that one…

Or dis one!

Dude, there aren’t any books up there.

Are you sure? Maybe out here? Also, what are a books?

I think I need a drink…

Fair, but I’m getting a bit old, so I’ll just be over here pretending to sleep.

 

 

 

Monday Meows

November 4, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

So, I’m going for a Nick Fury thing only with snot instead of a patch.

That is sooooo gross.

It is kind of disturbing, yeah. Why?

Hey, Gurl…

No. Just. No.

Wanna see my laser eyes?

Eeeeew!

I would rather eat this foot.

Me too, in fact…

Now, that works. Save me a toe!

 

 

Monday Meows (Belatedly)

October 30, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Look, I iz a fuds!

I like fuds.

Did somebody says “fuds”?

You know, it’s possible I didn’t think that…mmm, yogurt.

Oh, my brother, I do worry about you.

Monday Meows

October 22, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Vegetables, why did it have to be vegetables?*

Dude, that’s just gross.

I am judging your kitchen choices.

We hides from the veggie face. It burns us.

Screw vegetables, tonight I dine on tail!

I think you’re going to regret your life choices…

*Thanks Kim for guest kitty Diphthong O’Malley

Monday Meows

October 14, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

What do “highly caffeinated” mean?

Oh ghods.

Hold me.

This again? I shall be in fortress.

Who needs a fortress when you’ve got monkey knees.

You haz fuds. I like fuds!

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing…

He’ll live. He might not enjoy it, but he’ll live.

 

 

 

 

 

Monday Meows

September 30, 2019 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

How do I know I don’t like olives if you won’t let me try them?

Because you’re a cat. And it’s beneath your dignity. Obviously.

Don’t be so sure of that.

Hey, I’m the picture of dignity!

What are a cat?

You are all an embarrassment!

Whatever, lady, I’ve got gaps to leap, people to see. Cars to steal.

Cars to steal?

Yes, let me show you it.

Dis one.

OOOH, WANT!