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One of these things is not like the others…
Dude, that’s really disturbing!
But it’s sooooo beatiful…
Wait, was that an enormous corrugated steel sheep?
Absolutely not. It was a giant corrugated steel wolf in sheep’s clothing. See!
Dude, maybe you should step down your dosage…
Random rhinoceros!
This show is going to the dogs…
Sweet, I’m ready for my closeup.
Why the hell did the thumb-monkeys bring me lemons?
Do I look like I care?
The Shadow knows!
You’ve got to be kidding me.
Nope, I’m pretty sure she’s serious.
I must be dreaming, because that looked like a meerkat.
Nope. It was a meerkat. That or a hallucination. I’m a hallucination.
What do you mean, your chair?
You, down there, prepare to die!
Sun worshiper…duh
The screen porch is nearly six inches away!
So, don’t hassle me about getting out and about.
Up to something? Me? While everyone else is on the porch? Never.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 24 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Spring!
Spring!
Spring!
Spring…ooh, camera…spring…camera…
Feed me dammit!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 17 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Watch me do a bunny shadow next!
Okay, now bring me a bucket of fish!
It’s my chair now, buddy.
See! I do too fit under here…I just can’t get out.
I’m paused. Now, what?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 10 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Wha…oh, it just you.
I’m ready for my closeup.
It’s snowing and I blame you
Why yes, I did walk on your breakfast. Why do you ask?
I knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men…me!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 5 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Wait, who put that world out there?
That was me. Totally my fault. Let me just find the off button, and I’ll fix it.
What are you two on about now?
All shall love me and despair!
I’m thinking not. But that may just be me.
Friday Cat Nap Event, First Heat
Friday Cat Nap Event, Second Heat
Sunbeam and catnip-pad, a powerful combination
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog March 28 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Guest Pets Edition:
My dad’s cat and Jupe the wondermutt wearing a pink plastic conehead:
Cross me at your peril, human
Layer cake napping.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog on March 23 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Make sure you get my good side.
I resent being your photo-object, you know that right?
Skinny cat tries to camoflage herself by aligning with the floorboards.
Don’t you wish you were as pretty as me?
More pictures. Rapture. How will I survive the excitement.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog March 13 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)