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Practicing form for Olympic catnip diving.
Two cats enter, two cats nap.
I’z so big I need two picturez to show my glory!
Myaster, I have prepared the body.
Sleepy cat says “pthpbbbth!”
Lurky cat is lurking.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog June 26 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Suh, what ah you doin’ in mah boudoir?
Oh the felinity!
Practicin for my zero-gee jump shot, why?
Walrus cat says: Who stole mah bukit?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog June 18 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
What do you mean I have to go to the vet today?
(Meg’s having her teeth cleaned and not happy about it)
Lookatthat! Lookatthat! Lookitthat! Lookatthat! Lookatthat!
That
Stoopid levitating squirrel. I killie you with my brain.
Brain killieing squirrels is hard work. Napz now.
2 cats got to vet 1 comes back—makes me very nervous.*
*Jordan is acting very insecure and part of it is
probably that we won’t get Meg back until this
afternoon once the vet is done with her teeth.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog June 11 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
I am a kangaroo!
What you are is delusional.
What do you think of that Mr. Coconut?
He thinks you’re nuts. We all do, you know.
I think zzzzz, definitely zzzz.
I gotz those happy feetz! Now I eatz dem!
Brooding cat is deep and sexy
Yes, yes, very funny. Now open the fish oilz!
Waz dancing bear in previous life.
Telekinesis cat pretty good actually.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog May 28 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Sun + ledge = happy.
I sleep to win, baby!
Does this thing taste of fishies? Does it crunch? Is it yummy?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog May 21 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Me? I wasn’t doin’ nothin’.
Here I come to save the day!
That’s right, I’z laughin’ at you, Bucko.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog May 14 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
I votez nay.
No matter how hard I paddle dis boat never goes anywhere.
It’s good to be the cat!
Who put sunbeam way out there?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog May 7 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
I haz an ebil plan!
All shall love me and despair!
The Nip Must Flow
Not without the will of the Bene Caterat.
This is not going to end well…
Dali cat agrees.
With thanks to the madcap imagination of Matt Kuchta, speaker for cats.