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Like I give a rip.
Serious cat shows her serious side.
I plots evilly now, kayz?
Are you taking a picture of my bad side? You’re taking my bad side, I know it. You know how fat that makes me look.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog November 12 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
There’s never been a jail built that could hold me, copper!
Dude, it’s a chair…you can just walk out.
Mine’s a box! Harder to escape than a chair. Did I mention I have a box!
I have the strangest family…
I find that a little nip helps with that.
Graphic nip flashback!*
I’m sooo confused. How did I even get in this lineup?**
More importantly, how does one get out?** (Also, I am no cat—dog)
Sorry, pal, but it’s like the looking glass in here–white rabbits all the way down and no exits.
(Also, not a cat, in case you were wondering—dog)
I are not a cat to. I are Sundog!
*Cat wish-fulfilment art courtesy of Matt Kuchta
**Guest fuzzbutts appearing courtesy of Sled Dog in the City.
Guy Fawkes, why do you ask?
Wait, back up. When did it stop being July?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog November 5 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
I’z teh picture of decorum and tranquility and not teh lest bit tippziez
Grarr!
I’z an art catz!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog October 29 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
What do you mean, you’re going away for the weekend?
What do you mean, you’re going away for the weekend?
What do you mean…ooh sun!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog October 25 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
I’d eat you if it didn’t mean moving.
Could you untie my feetz?
Zombie otter sez “brainz!”
As soon as lazer eyez finish chargz yer toast!
Guest cat Coconut iz ready fer clozeups.*
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog October 15 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Lazy Friday Afternoon Nap Cat
Lazy Friday Afternoon Nap Cat
Lazy Friday Afternoon Nap Cat
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog October 8 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Black cat expands to fill the negative space.
Why would I want a cat door when there’s a perfectly good people door for you to open for me?
The body is ready myaster!
Turn the damn heat on!
So many cats so little lap.
I’z just need make it a little softer…
I be fine. Cat bed wouldn’t dare fall wif me in it.
Tissue dispenser cat helps you wif yer noeses.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog September 24 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Sometimes when you look into the bear, the bear looks back into you.
Nope. Nope. Not a bear. I refuse to believe in it, therefor it doesn’t exist.
Yeah, that’s not working for me.
I hate you, soooo much, camera dude.
Those poor McCullough cats…
I would love to see a bear. I hear they are delicious!
