Monday Meows

April 6, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Hey gurl…

Not this again…

VA-VA-VOOM!

I thought you fuckers said you deleted that shot.

So bored.

So betrayed.

Monday Meows

March 30, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Just chillin with my gang, why do you ask?

I dunno…some of your friends are…alarming?

Yeah, like the one with a tentacle moustache.

I have a moustache!

 

Monday Meows

March 23, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Der are treats in here, but it’s too much work.

Dis newspaper is a treat! Super delicious!

I too like treats…

Give me a treat and no one gets hurt. Yes, the knives _are_ a threat.

Monday Meows It’s All There In Black And White

March 16, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Why does my cat have two tails?

I don’t know, why does your cat have two tails?

We are Sleipner!

Doubtful.

Dis, my bruder, I licks him!

That’s it, I’m out.

 

 

 

Monday Meows

March 2, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I dreamed I didn’t have a body…

I dreamed I could make this stupid tube thing work.

Should I tell him?

It would be kind.

\

Defeated by the tube. I feel so alone.

 

Monday Meows

February 24, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Oh, water, how you do vex me! How do I kill this stuff?

Dude, chill.

Will someone sanction my forbidden love for this bag of cough drops?

What is it with you boys?

Okay, fine, I failed at water murder.

Now, I’m wondering is someone can help me start this baby up.

 

 

Monday Meows—All the Feels

February 18, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I feel safe.

I too feel safe.

I like feeling safes too!

I feel murdery.

I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty and witty…

I feel…moist

I feel a traffic jam coming on.

 

Monday Meows

February 10, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I’m bored.

Party! Party! Party!

Conga Line! Cat Style! Butt Sniffing! WOOO!

Who needs monkeys! We can play with the cat toy ourselves!

Actually, this is less awesome than I imagined…

Man, you taste so great…

Oh, man, I can’t believe I drank the whole bottle…

I told you, but did you listen?

Wait, there are pictures?!

 

 

Monday Meows

February 3, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Dude, I’m picturesque as fuck, take a picture quick!

You do know he’s backlit, right?

It’s a theme.

I am not backlit. I am just irritable.

Hey quick, backlit group shot! Say “mousies”!

Monday Meows

January 28, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Monkey, pick me up.

That looks like a lot of work.

Totally.

Monkey, now!

Wow, demanding much?

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

Just let it go.

I hate you all so much.