Monday Meows Cat Blogging

May 15, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Fiends, morons, contrarymen, I come to salad Caesar not to braise him

I love this speech!

The devil batmen livers are far from home;
The goal is oft scored with their bones;
Let the poor Bard rest in piece, dude.

So lettuce eat with Caesar. The noble butters
Hath told you Caesar was delicious:

I can’t take any more, I’m going over the wall, man.

Fly you fools!

If it were salad, it was the grooviest food,
And grooviously hath Caesar saladed it.
Oh, death, where is thy sweet sting?

Hey, if I mount the rostra, will I be inspired too?

I’m afraid not little buddy, alas. It takes true inspiration to emote.

Bummer.

Monday Meows

May 8, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

I’m busting us out of here. Cue the Mission Impossible Theme.

Duh-duh-duhna! Duh-duh-duhna!

Daring traverse sequence!

Duhna-na! Duhna-na!

Okay, moving on to the next dramatic posed shot.

Uhm, guys, I thought you liked it there…

He’s got a point.

Shut up, I’m heroing!

Actually now that he mentions it…

Yeah, my brother’s got a point.

Always.

Look, I’m going to…there’s screen up here too. Little help, guys?

Hush…I’m Batman!

Monday Meows

April 30, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

What’s that? Okay, I do it!

I’m touching your head!

This isn’t going to end well.

Naw, he’s got dis in bag. With me. I think…

Exactly, the boot told me to do it.

Dis too.

I’ll boot you!

Is okay, I still love you!

Monday Meows

April 24, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Wait, was that the Shakespeare Signal!

To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain

Ooh, I know dis one!

Now is the waiter of our disco tent reindeered glorious jerky!

That boy ain’t right.

Hey, now, my brother is as right as me.

We’re all fine here! FINE!

HEY GURL

I was just leaving!

Excellent, now back to the chase!

Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous…

Oh ghods, wake me when it’s over.

Monday Meows

April 16, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Hey Jeeves, watch me pull a cat out of this basket!

That trick never works.

Depends how many of these you take first.

I am gonna give that boy such a smack…

I like smacks, especially if dey tuna flavors!

Your brother is not the brightest bulb on the tree.

You don’t say.

I like trees! Dey fun to climbs. I wrap my paw arund dem like dis!

That’s it. Ima smack some brains into you.

I like smacks! Bring me da tuna ones. Kay?

It’s like talking to a damn dog, I swear.

Monday Meows

April 9, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Once more unto the beach deer fiend!

No. Just, no.

Or fill dis bucket up with our Catish fud!

What did Shakespeare ever do to you?

Like the bro’s conman; let tea brew & o’erwhelm us
Since I cannot prove a lover, I am determined to prove a villain
Oh ghods, now his brother is doing it too…

Cry ‘Good old barfy catfud, and stain rugs!’

Mine was better.

Not listening.

 

Monday Meows

April 3, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Fart, what wind through yonder lighthouse breaks!

Oh no, he’s at it again…

Tis the beast and chariots do run!

Do run, run, do run, run. Or better yet, don’t.

Arise, fair spoon, and scrape this envious dish,

Wake me when it’s over.

It is my jerky, O, it is my nom!

Wait, did you just jump ahead like six lines?

You don’t expect him to start making sense now, do you?

She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?

Okay, that’s like the actual quote. There’s something wrong here.

Ay me!

Okay, that’s it, you’re done now. Don’t make me come in there…

O, claw again, cat angel! for thou art
vainglorious to this night, being o’er my head

DONE. NOW.

With thanks to Matt and Mandy for the loan of the extra cats.

Monday Meows

March 27, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Tell me a scary story.

How about napping with monsters?

Dat’s pretty scary!

Hold me.

You’ve got to be kidding.

I know what’ll scare her…

You. Corner. Now.

Fine.

Monday Meows

March 19, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

You have cheese, monkey, why was I not told about this?

Did someone say Cheese? ‘Cause that’s me!

Jeeves, man, your name is Jeeves.

Oh. I sad now. I gets no cheese.

Nobody said that. They said your name wasn’t…oh never mind.

Did someone say cheese? Monkey steed, take me to this wonder!

With thanks to Victor and Lynne for the rider.

Monday Meows

March 13, 2018 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends

Dis cat storage, right?

One does NOT store a cat!*

Dis cat ready for storage. Nice, cozzzzzzzz

I now do my interpretative dance of storage.
I gots wrapping paper and everything!

I can reach you from here. ALL of you.

*With thanks to Kim and Jonny for the likeness of His Imperial Kittiness the mighty Diphthong O’Malley