Category: Cat Things

I love the foot. The foot is my friend.

There is something really wrong with that cat.

You, sir, are not wrong.

We think he was a dog in a previous life.

Say it ain’t so.

OH MY GOAT, WHAT’S THAT ON THE CEILING!?

I think I can reach it from here…

Please don’t.

Nah, it’s cool. Pass the nip and poke the…whatever the hell that is.

Why am I surrounded by idiots?

It’s UPSIDE DOWN DAY!

I’m in.

For the Jeeves, every day is upside down.

Not if your life depended on it.

Was that a threat? Because it sounds like a threat and my nerves just can’t.

Hep, hep, I’ve been uplugged…

That seems…unlikely.

No, give it a chance. Maybe he’ll go into rest mode!

Wait, is that a thing?

All these years I thought we were solar powered. Sooo confused.

Is this a tomato I see before me?

Oh, Bast, another Shakespearian in the house…

Wake me when we get to Saint Crispin’s Day.

We are NOT doing Henry V.

Richard III? I am determined to prove a villain and hate the idle pleasures…

It is a tomato I see before me. Bleah and ick. Wait, did I miss something?

Are the dog days of summer finally over?

Nope.

Hey, you ever wonder why there are no cat days?

Every day is a cat day.

All these guest animal posts! Shameful. This space is for McCullough cats like myself.

Comin’ through, make a hole! Bird with a mission! Got a road to cross.

Dear fellow avian, please to be more polite, we have a tone to set.

Okay, a little worried about the giant murder bird guest stars…

Yeah, me too…

I got this. Claws for teh win.

Put them in my mouf and I will chomps dem!

Hey, while you’re up doing the bird thing, could you fetch me some nip?

Spread out, we’re taking this beach!

Aiee, the turtles are coming! The turtles are coming!

Chill, it’s going to take them like five hours just to reach the photographer.

I have them in my sights!

They’re turtles…what are they going to do, shell the beach?

No, they are going to sit at my feet and learn the ancient art of catjitsu!

Hey, man, I see by your outfit that you are a leezard…

I see by your outfit that you’re a lizard too!

I like lizards, they’re delicious on toast.

So are you, my dude, so are you.

Is it time for my cameo?

Bast, I cannot stand it when he does one of these guest episodes.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Absolutely not!

Goose!

Goose who?

Gooseunheit?

Wait, did someone sneeze?