Monday Meows

I’z not ket, i’z pillow.

What the hell? You’re not bringing another one home are you?

Chill, it’s always guest cat season. Only worry if you recognize background.

I recognize soup!

Why do I always feel like I have no idea what’s going on around here?

Monday Meows

Do you hear that sound?

It’s the fruit flies buzzing around in your big empty skull.

I have fruit flies in my head?!

Of course, what did you think that buzzing was?

That’s just mean. You know he’s going to believe you.

Mean, yes. True, maybe. Funny? Well, that’s in the eye of the beholder.

Monday Meows

So, I couldn’t find a soapbox, but I’m not about to let that stop me.

Speech?

Speech.

Wake me up when she’s done.

Monday Meows

A way out here they have a name for rain and wind and fire…

Is it…Bob?

There is something wrong with the boy.

I got this.

Monday Meows

Birb, birb, birb…

Excuse me?

BIRB IS THE WIRB!

Oh, well that explains it then.

It absolutely does not!

BIRB!

Cut that the hell out!

Monday Meows

Look what I just coughed up.

*horking noises*

That looks AWFUL.

This is why you should not lick the other cats.

I dunno, I’ve got this tangle on my tail…

Monday Meows

No shit, there I was…

What are you is?

Day drinkers, I think.

I suppose it takes all kinds, but personally I prefer cord noming.

Ooh, sign me up!

Please tell me that wasn’t a kitten.

Monday Meows

Wherever we go…

Whatever we do…

We’re gonna go through it…

TOGETHER!

Wait, what the hell was that?

Just let it go and keep doing the number: TOGETHER!

 

Monday Meows

Wait, is that the sacred volcano of Lake Menomin?

The what now?

*flames waving* Hallloooo? Anybody home?

That is not okay.

I dunno. It’s more or less a ginger. Ergo: Solidarity!

Monday Meows

What the hell is that?

Winter comes to Avalon.

It’s no basis for a system of government.

You take that back!

Rule by Tortie. It’s the only way.