I hate everyone. Leave me alone.
Works for me, lady.
Y’all do your thing. Ima just chill here.
I am your god king!
Or was that a non-sequiter?
Author: Kelly McCullough
Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include Numismancer, Winter of Discontent, the WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly.
He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello
Monday Meows
Just watching you sleep. No reason. None at all. Trust me.
Kinda don’t.
You can watch me sleep anytime, gurl.
Okay, now I’m creeped out.
My plan is working.
Monday Meows
Hey, if we’re tasting you…
You do know she’s going to kill you now, right?
Uh, do you think so?
Been nice knowing you.
Monday Meows Committeea Del Arte Version
The chair would now entertain a motion to approve the minutes.
So moved.
Second.
Point of order. Dogs are not voting members of the committee.
Fine. Second.
Point of order. Neither are kittens.
The chair would now entertain a motion to nominate a new chair.
…Please.
Monday Meows
Hey, has anyone ever told you that your chair smells funny?
You are the weirdest cat I’ve ever met.
I resemble that statement.
Not even close, honey.
I winz!
Monday Meows
Virtual sleep diving contest!
Watch this triple zzz flip!
Reverzzzz sommersault
Cannonball!
Belly flop of profound boredom.
Monday Meows
You are the wind beneath my tail!
Uh, wut?
I blep in your general direction, madam.
I thought it was kind of sweet. A whole may the road hit you in the face vibe.
There has got to be a way out of here…
Monday Meows
Read me a story, monkey.
Yeah. I like stories.
You’re riding that monkey all wrong.
Ha!
Can we get back to the story thing? That sounds wonderful.
Monday Meows
I iz exploratious!
That’s not a word.
Sure it is. I explorating this plant.
I think you mean “exploiting.”
I think you should see my impression of a prancing pony!
The hell, man? The hell?
Monday Meows
It’s soooo beautiful…
I like plants.
Dude.
Hey man, don’t be a hater. That’s my job.
Funny because it’s true.
