Mmmm, toes…
That’s it, I’m out. Tag my paw.
Absolutely not. I am NOT getting involved in this one.
It’s just Jeeves, he probably thinks they’re little bald mice.
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Monday Meows
My gallop ends in wall. Fuzzy, comfy…zzzzzzzz
That boy is a ten gallon hat on a three gallon mind.
Wait, are we doing a cowboy theme? I forgot my saddle.
I’ll just be over here doing a facepaw.
Monday Meows
I’m sooooooooo bored.
Sounds like a job for random leezard!
…the hell?
________________________Yeah, so much that.
Everybody love leezard! Especially teeny leezard.
No, really, they don’t.
But, and I want to emphasize this: RANDOM LEEZARD!
That’s just no okay.
Quick form circle of defense!
Monday Meows
*sings* My umbrella has a first name…
Where’s the mute button?
I don’t think he has one.
Don’t be hatin’ on my muzics.
It’s not the song so much…
Monday Meows
What are the birds doing with that rocket launcher?
Oooh, I can’t watch.
Do not want rockets.
Do you ever get the feeling you missed a meeting?
___________________________________Every damn day.
Into the bunker!
Monday Meows
I string, you string, we all string for icetring!
That is NOT how that goes.
I box, you box…
Still no.
Monday Meows
Monkeys always use deez, am baiting skritch trap.
You get skritches, I get deir ankles!
This will not end well.
True, but don’t you want to watch the train wreck?
Well, yeah…
Monday Meows
Hep! Is being eated by bed!
Can’t hep, eated by box.
Can veryfy, hez eated by box.
Yeah, I’ll get right on that rescue attempt.
Dat’s funny ’cause it’s a lie.
Monday Meows
Do these headphones make me look sophisticated?
What the dog is that?!
Bad judgement is what that is.
I like bad judgement, it tastes like my face.
Sometimes I wonder about my siblings.
Monday Meows
Have you ever considered the benefits of litter insurance?
OFFS!
Did he just say _litter_ insurance?
That is soooooo not okay.
Tell me more about this litter insurance…I would like to subscribe to your podcast.
