Category: Friday Cat Blogging

Witness my meta commentary on the usual success of author insertion.

Meta-shmeta, that’s just pandering.

Also, kinda gross. Do you know where that cat butt has been?

Ewwwww!

Not engaging. Happy place, happy place, happy place.

The cats on the vortex go ’round and ’round…

“Wheels” on the “bus,” dammit!

Ball in the track, if you please!

Why do I never understand what’s going on around here?

We didn’t want to tell you, but…well, you were dropped on your head as a kitten. Repeatedly.

You take that back!

Fiends, Ronams, Countymen, Lend me your paws!

Oooh, I think it might be time to develop a drinking problem.

You’re not wrong.

I have no problem. I drink, I fall down, I sleep, it’s basically the state motto.

Why are your paws spinning? Or…is that just me?

Are you glass-ighting me?

That boy ain’t right.

I think this is more of a roses are red violence is blue thing.

I am tangled up in blue.

And I am tangled down the same.

Hey, can somebody pass me the remote? I’m still full from xmas dinner.

Give Jeeves control of…anything?

Absolutely not.

Agreed.

The damn thumb-monkey, tried, but I’m teaching him better choices.

 

What? It’s a licker cabinet, isn’t it?

I can’t believe she went for the cheap pun.

I can’t believe you can’t believe it.

I can’t believe I can’t reach my toes anymore.

I can’t believe how lucky I am to sleep through this whole episode, thank you writers.

My box is a fortress, come at me and die.

Do I look stupid?

Yeah, kinda, but your point stands. Nobody is going in that box.

Wanna bet?

Yeah, that’s going to go greaaaat.

I am singing the songs of my people. MROOWWWOWOWOERW

Why do you think I’m about to stick my whole head in this whiskey?

I was singing, but then the pig shoved my foot in my mouth.

I shall sing for you, friend!

Please no.

I got this.

STAHP!

Wanna see a trick?

Yeah!

There you go.

How did he do that?

Wormhole.

Woah…

I am surrounded by credulous fools…and gargoyles for some reason.

It’s a cat house now, buddy!

Should I tell him?

Tell him what?

The connotational differences between cat house and dog house, duh!

I say, is that a giant metal sharK?

Damn guest cats and their weirdo friends!

Blep?

Now, that’s funny!

Meanwhile, Jeeves is slowly drawn in a gravitational vortex…