Monday Meows

It’s the simple dignity of the moment that I appreciate.

That’s not very dignatious.

Did you just say “dignatious” like it was an actual word?

He did.

………………….Indubitably.

I’d ask you to spell indubitably, but I wouldn’t live long enough for you to get there.

I can totally do spelling!

Sure, you just keep telling yourself that.

Monday Meows

I feel…funky…and long…

That’s not right.

…………………………….No, I’m right, Jeeves is left.

Looks like more of a tops and bottoms thing…

Don’t even go there.

I have the worst coworkers…

Monday Meows

Do you know what I love about hoomans?

Their flavor?

No, it’s their big ugly pink jellybean toes!

There is something really really wrong with you.

I love their big pink jellybean towels.

Srsly?

No, I lied. I’m OK with body heat and can-opening thumbs, but the rest is pretty meh.