[Jarring Chord]
Door bursts open stage left, a voice offstage cries: “No one expects the Swedish Inquisition!”
Enter via the door: Gonzo, Crazy Harry, and the Swedish Chef all dressed in cardinal’s robes.
Chef: Nubudy ixpects zee Spuneesh Inqooeesishun! Oooor cheeeff veepun is soorpreese-a…soorpreese-a und feer…feer und soorpreese-a
Gonzo: Fear, Surprise, and Chickens!
Crazy Harry chuckles madly and pulls a dynamite plunger from under his robes.
Crazy Harry: Surprise!
Pushes down handle, and…
BOOM.
End Scene.
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Minutes pass.
The smoke fades.
Voice in the dark: Crazy Harry plays with thumbscrews!
Diabolical laughter.